Well, indeed, a nice place I had tumbled into! And such was my luck, for the one time in my life when I had good wages.
"M. Xavier has not yet come in to-night," said the valet de chambre.
"Oh!" exclaimed the cook, looking at me persistently, "perhaps he will return now."
And the valet de chambre related that that very morning a creditor of M. Xavier had come again to raise a row.
It must have been a very dirty matter, for Monsieur had sung small, and had been obliged to pay a heavy sum,—at least four thousand francs.
"Monsieur was in a pretty rage," he added;
"I heard him say to Madame:
'This cannot last; he will disgrace us; he will disgrace us.'"
The cook, who seemed very philosophical, shrugged her shoulders.
"Disgrace them?" said she, with a chuckle; "little they care about that. It is the having to pay that bothers them."
This conversation made me ill at ease.
I understood vaguely that there might be some relation between Madame's garments, Madame's words, and M. Xavier.
But exactly what?
"It is having to pay that bothers them!" I did not sleep at all well that night, haunted by strange dreams and impatient to see M. Xavier.
The valet de chambre had not lied. A queer box, indeed!
Monsieur was in the pilgrimages,—I don't know exactly what,—president, director, or something of that sort.
He picked up pilgrims where he could, among the Jews, the Protestants, the vagabonds, even among the Catholics; and once a year he took these people to Rome, to Lourdes, to Paray-le-Monial, not without gaining notoriety and profit, of course.
The pope didn't see through it, and religion triumphed.
Monsieur occupied himself also with charitable and political works: "The League against Secular Education," "The League against Obscene Publications," "The Society of Amusing and Christian Libraries," "The Society for the Collection of Congreganist Sucking-Bottles for the Nursing of Working People's Children." And any number of others.
He presided over orphan asylums, alumn?, convents, clubs, employment-bureaus. He presided over everything. Oh! the trades that he had!
He was a plump little man, very lively, very neat, very clean-shaven, whose manners, at the same time sugary and cynical, were those of a shrewd priest full of the devil.
Sometimes the newspapers contained references to him and his works.
Naturally, some of them extolled his humanitarian virtues and his high apostolic sanctity; others treated him as an old rascal and a dirty scoundrel.
In the servants' hall we were much amused over these quarrels, although it is rather chic and flattering to be in the service of masters who are talked about in the newspapers.
Every week Monsieur gave a grand dinner, followed by a grand reception, which were attended by celebrities of all sorts, academicians, reactionary senators, Catholic deputies, recalcitrant priests, intriguing monks, and archbishops. There was one especially to whom they paid especial attention, a very old Assumptionist, Father something or other, a sanctimonious and venomous man, who was always saying spiteful things with a contrite and pious air. And everywhere, in every room, there were portraits of the pope. Ah! he must have seen some tall things in that house, the Holy Father.
For my part, Monsieur was not to my liking.
He did too many things, he loved too many people.
And yet nobody knew half the things that he did and half the people that he loved.
Surely he was a sly old dog.
On the day after my arrival, as I was helping him to put on his overcoat in the ante-chamber, he asked me:
"Do you belong to my society,—the Society of the Servants of Jesus?"
"No, Monsieur."
"You must join it. It is indispensable. I am going to enter your name."
"Thank you, Monsieur.
May I ask Monsieur what this society is?"
"An admirable society, which takes in girl mothers and gives them a Christian education."
"But, Monsieur, I am not a girl mother."
"That makes no difference. There are also women just out of prison; there are repentant prostitutes; there is a little of everything. I am going to enter your name."
He took from his pocket some carefully-folded newspapers, and handed them to me.
"Hide these; read them when you are alone. They are very curious."
And he chucked me under the chin, saying with a slight clack of his tongue:
"Ah! she is a queer little one,—yes, indeed, a very queer little one!"
When Monsieur had gone, I looked at the newspapers that he had left with me.
They were the
"Fin de Siecle," the
"Rigolo," the
"Petites Femmes de Paris."
Dirty sheets, indeed! _____
Oh! the bourgeois!
What an eternal farce!