She looked pretty good.
There wasn't nobody else in the store; it was dinner time.
"What can I do for you?" I says.
"Are you the doctor?" she says.
"Sure," I says.
She quit looking at me and was kind of looking around.
"Can we go back yonder?" she says.
It was just a quarter past twelve, but I went and told Jody to kind of watch out and whistle if the old man come in sight, because he never got back before one.
"You better lay off of that," Jody says.
"He’ll fire your stern out of here so quick you cant wink."
"He dont never get back before one," I says.
"You can see him go into the postoffice.
You keep your eye peeled, now, and give me a whistle."
"What you going to do?" he says.
"You keep your eye out.
I'll tell you later."
"Aint you going to give me no seconds on it?" he says.
"What the hell do you think this is?"
I says; "a studfarm?
You watch out for him.
I'm going into conference."
So I go on to the back.
I stopped at the glass and smoothed my hair, then I went behind the prescription case, where she was waiting.
She is looking at the medicine cabinet, then she looks at me.
"Now, madam," I says; "what is your trouble?"
"It's the female trouble," she says, watching me.
"I got the money," she says.
"Ah," I says.
"Have you got female troubles or do you want female troubles?
If so, you come to the right doctor."
Them country people.
Half the time they dont know what they want, and the balance of the time they cant tell it to you.
The clock said twenty past twelve.
"No," she says.
"No which?" I says.
"I aint had it," she says.
"That's it."
She looked at me.
"I got the money," she says.
So I knew what she was talking about.
"Oh," I says.
"You got something in your belly you wish you didn't have." She looks at me. "You wish you had a little more or a little less, huh?" "I got the money," she says.
"He said I could git something at the drugstore for hit,"
"Who said so?" I says.
"He did," she says, looking at me.
"You dont want to call no names," I says.
"The one that put the acorn in your belly?
He the one that told you?"
She dont say nothing.
"You aint married, are you?" I says.