Sidonie-Gabriel Colette Fullscreen Wanderer (1910)

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“Big Ninny, why aren’t you a cabinetmaker?

Don’t answer by saying that you have the means to live a better life, I know!

But what do you want me to do?

Sewing, typewriting, streetwalking?

Vaudeville is the trade of those who haven’t learned any.”

“But . . .”

From his tone I realize he’s going to say something serious and embarrassing.

I lift my head, which had been resting on his shoulder, and I observe attentively that face with its hard, straight nose, its wild eyebrows that shelter affectionate eyes, its bushy mustache that conceals a mouth with skillful lips . . .

“But, darling, you no longer need vaudeville, because I’m here and . . .”

“Shh!”

I urge him to be silent; I’m agitated, almost frightened.

Yes, he’s here and prepared for all sorts of generosity.

But that doesn’t concern me, I don’t want it to.

I can’t manage to draw a personal conclusion from the fact that my friend is wealthy.

I can’t succeed in allotting him the place in my future he’s ambitious for.

No doubt, that will come.

I’ll get used to it.

I ask for nothing better than to glue my lips to his and to discover in advance that I belong to him, yet I can’t associate his life with mine in my mind!

If he were to declare to me,

“I’m getting married,” I think I’d reply politely,

“Warmest congratulations,” while thinking deep down, “It’s none of my business.”

And yet, two weeks ago, I didn’t like the way he surveyed little Jadin so complacently . . .

Emotional complications, fussing, hairsplitting, psychological soliloquies.

My God, how ridiculous I am!

Wouldn’t it fundamentally be much more honest, and worthy of a woman in love, to reply to him,

“Of course, you’re here! Since we love each other, it’s you I ask everything of.

It’s so simple!

If I really love you, you owe me everything, and any bread that hasn’t come to me from your hands is impure bread.”

These thoughts of mine are most proper.

I ought to speak them out loud, instead of keeping silent in a wheedling way, rubbing my cheek against my friend’s clean-shaven cheek, which is as soft as a very soft pumice stone.

FOR SO MANY DAYS, my elderly friend Hamond had been stubbornly staying home, with the pretext of rheumatism, flu, or an urgent task, that I ordered him to come over.

He has delayed no further, and his discreet, detached look of a relative visiting newlyweds doubles my pleasure at seeing him again.

Here we are alone together and affectionate, just as in the past . . .

“Just as we used to be, Hamond!

And yet, what a change!”

“Thank God for that, child!

Are you going to be happy at last?”

“Happy?”

I look at him with sincere surprise.

“No, I won’t be happy.

I’m not even thinking of it.

Why would I be happy?”

Hamond clicks his tongue: it’s his way of scolding me.

He thinks I’ve got a fit of depression.

“Come now, come now, Renee . . . So things aren’t going as well as I thought?” I break out into a very merry laugh:

“Oh yes, Hamond, things are all right!

Too much so!

I’m afraid we’re beginning to adore each other.”

“And so?” “And so!

You believe that there’s something in that to make me happy?”