Thomas Scherred Fullscreen Unappreciated attempt (1947)

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Advise immediately condition safety deposit boxes.

Afford coming technical unit complete cooperation, ENDS

LT. COL. TEMP. ATT. 32ND SHIELDED RGT

BEGINS: Area Detroit Savings Bank vaporized direct hit.

Radioactivity lethal.

Impossible boxes or any contents survive.

Repeat, direct hit.

Request permission proceed Washington Area, ENDS

GHQ. TO LT. COL. TEMP. ATT. 32ND SHIELDED RGT

BEGINS: Request denied.

Sift ashes if necessary regardless cost.

Repeat, regardless cost, ENDS

GHQ. TO ALL UNITS REPEAT ALL UNITS BEGINS: Lack of enemy resistance explained misdirected atom rocket seventeen miles SSE Washington.

Lone survivor completely destroyed special train claims all top ofl cials left enemy capital two hours preceding attack.

Notify local governments where found necessary and obvious cessation hostilities.

Occupy present areas Plan Two.

Further Orders follow, ENDS