Agatha Christie Fullscreen Twisted House (1949)

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For one thing, you don't know much about me, do you?"

"I don't even know where you live in England."

"I live at Swinly Dean."

I nodded at the mention of the well-known outer suburb of London which boasts three excellent golf courses for the city financier.

She added softly in a musing voice: "In a little crooked house..."

I must have looked slightly startled, for she seemed amused, and explained by elaborating the quotation "'And they all lived together in a little crooked house.'

That's us.

Not really such a little house either.

But definitely crooked - running to gables and half-timbering!"

"Are you one of a large family?

Brothers and sisters?"

"One brother, one sister, a mother, a father, an uncle, an aunt by marriage, a grandfather, a great aunt and a step grandmother."

"Good gracious!" I exclaimed, slightly overwhelmed.

She laughed.

"Of course we don't normally all live together.

The war and blitzes have brought that about - but I don't know -" she frowned reflectively - "perhaps spiritually the family has always lived together - under my grandfather's eye and protection.

He's rather a person, my grandfather.

He's over eighty, about four foot ten, and everybody else looks rather dim beside him."

"He sounds interesting," I said.

"He is interesting.

He's a Greek from Smyrna. Aristide Leonides." She added, with a twinkle, "He's extremely rich."

"Will anybody be rich after this is over?"

"My grandfather will," said Sophia with assurance. "No soak-the-rich tactics would have any effect on him.

He'd just soak the soakers.

"I wonder," she added, "if you'll like him?"

"Do you?"

I asked. "Better than anyone in the world," said Sophia.

Chapter 2

It was over two years before I returned to England.

They were not easy years.

I wrote to Sophia and heard from her fairly frequently.

Her letters, like mine, were not love letters.

They were letters written to each other by close friends - they dealt with ideas and thoughts and with comments on the daily trend of life.

Yet I know that as far as I was concerned, and I believed as far as Sophia was concerned too, our feeling for each other grew and strengthened.

I returned to England on a soft grey day in September.

The leaves on the trees were golden in the evening light.

There were playful gusts of wind.

From the airfield I sent a telegram to Sophia.

"Just arrived back. Will you dine this evening Mario's nine o'clock. Charles."

A couple of hours later I was sitting reading the Times; and scanning the Births Marriages and Death column my eye was caught by the name Leonides: On Sept.

19th, at Three Gables, Swinly Dean, Aristide Leonides, beloved husband of Brenda Leonides, in his eighty-fifth year.

Deeply regretted.

There was another announcement immediately below: Leonides.

Suddenly, at his residence Three Gables, Swinly Dean, Aristide Leonides.

Deeply mourned by his loving children and grandchildren.

Flowers to St Eldred's Church, Swinly Dean.

I found the two announcements rather curious.

There seemed to have been some faulty staff work resulting in overlapping.

But my main preoccupation was Sophia. I hastily sent her a second telegram:

"Just seen news of your grandfather's death.