"How did you find out about this?
You exploited the sacrament of confession for your own ends.
Very nice!
Very fine!"
With an indignant "Fooh! " Ippolit Matveyevich left the clearing and, brushing his sleeve as he went, made for home.
At the corner of Lena Massacre and Yerogeyev streets he caught sight of his partner.
The technical adviser and director-general of the concession was having the suede uppers of his boots cleaned with canary polish; he was standing half-turned with one foot slightly raised.
Ippolit Matveyevich hurried up to him.
The director was gaily crooning the shimmy:
"The camels used to do it,
The barracudas used to dance it,
Now the whole world's doing the shimmy."
"Well, how was the housing division?" he asked in a businesslike way, and immediately added: "Wait a moment. Don't tell me now; you're too excited. Cool down a little."
Giving the shoeshiner seven kopeks, Ostap took Vorobyaninov by the arm and led him down the street.
He listened very carefully to everything the agitated Ippolit Matveyevich told him.
"Aha!
A small black beard?
Right!
A coat with a sheepskin collar?
I see.
That's the chair from the pensioner's home.
It was bought today for three roubles."
"But wait a moment. . . ."
And Ippolit Matveyevich told the chief concessionaire all about Father Theodore's low tricks.
Ostap's face clouded.
"Too bad," he said. "Just like a detective story.
We have a mysterious rival.
We must steal a march on him. We can always break his head later."
As the friends were having a snack in the Stenka Razin beer-hall and Ostap was asking questions about the past and present state of the housing division, the day came to an end.
The golden carthorses became brown again.
The diamond drops grew cold in mid-air and plopped on to the ground.
In the beer-halls and Phoenix restaurant the price of beer went up.
Evening had come; the street lights on Greater Pushkin Street lit up and a detachment of Pioneers went by, stamping their feet, on the way home from their first spring outing.
The tigers, figures of victory, and cobras on top of the province-planning administration shone mysteriously in the light of the advancing moon.
As he made his way home with Ostap, who was now suddenly silent, Ippolit Matveyevich gazed at the tigers and cobras.
In his time, the building had housed the Provincial Government and the citizens had been proud of their cobras, considering them one of the sights of Stargorod.
"I'll find them," thought Ippolit Matveyevich, looking at one of the plaster figures of victory.
The tigers swished their tails lovingly, the cobras contracted with delight, and Ippolit Matveyevich's heart filled with determination.
CHAPTER TEN
THE MECHANIC, THE PARROT, AND THE FORTUNE-TELLER
No. 7 Pereleshinsky Street was not one of Stargorod's best buildings.
Its two storeys were constructed in the style of the Second Empire and were embellished with timeworn lion heads, singularly reminiscent of the once well-known writer Artsybashec.
There were exactly seven of these Artsybashevian physiognomies, one for each of the windows facing on to the street. The faces had been placed at the keystone of each window.
There were two other embellishments on the building, though these were of a purely commercial nature.
On one side hung the radiant sign:
ODESSA ROLL BAKERY MOSCOW BUN ARTEL
The sign depicted a young man wearing a tie and ankle-length French trousers.
Ift one dislocated hand he held the fabulous cornucopia, from which poured an avalanche of ochre-coloured buns; whenever necessary, these were passed off as Moscow rolls.
The young man had a sexy smile on his face.
On the other side, the Fastpack packing office announced itself to prospective clients by a black board with round gold lettering.