“Have you, then, lost Coupeau?”
“Oh! long ago, since yesterday,” replied the other.
“There was a bit of a free-for-all on leaving mother Baquet’s.
I don’t care for fisticuffs. We had a row, you know, with mother Baquet’s pot-boy, because he wanted to make us pay for a quart twice over. Then I left. I went and had a bit of a snooze.”
He was still yawning; he had slept eighteen hours at a stretch.
He was, moreover, quite sobered, with a stupid look on his face, and his jacket smothered with fluff; for he had no doubt tumbled into bed with his clothes on.
“And you don’t know where my husband is, sir?” asked the laundress.
“Well, no, not a bit. It was five o’clock when we left mother Baquet’s.
That’s all I know about it. Perhaps he went down the street.
Yes, I fancy now that I saw him go to the
‘Butterfly’ with a coachman. Oh! how stupid it is!
Really, we deserve to be shot.”
Lantier and Gervaise spent a very pleasant evening at the music-hall.
At eleven o’clock when the place closed, they strolled home without hurrying themselves.
The cold was quite sharp.
People seemed to be in groups.
Some of the girls were giggling in the darkness as their men pressed close to them.
Lantier was humming one of Mademoiselle Amanda’s songs.
Gervaise, with her head spinning from too much drink, hummed the refrain with him.
It had been very warm at the music-hall and the two drinks she had had, along with all the smoke, had upset her stomach a bit.
She had been quite impressed with Mademoiselle Amanda.
She wouldn’t dare to appear in public wearing so little, but she had to admit that the lady had lovely skin.
“Everyone’s asleep,” said Gervaise, after ringing three times without the Boches opening the door.
At length the door opened, but inside the porch it was very dark, and when she knocked at the window of the concierge’s room to ask for her key, the concierge, who was half asleep, pulled out some rigmarole which she could make nothing of at first.
She eventually understood that Poisson, the policeman, had brought Coupeau home in a frightful state, and that the key was no doubt in the lock.
“The deuce!” murmured Lantier, when they had entered, “whatever has he been up to here?
The stench is abominable.”
There was indeed a most powerful stench.
As Gervaise went to look for matches, she stepped into something messy.
After she succeeded in lighting a candle, a pretty sight met their eyes.
Coupeau appeared to have disgorged his very insides. The bed was splattered all over, so was the carpet, and even the bureau had splashes on its sides.
Besides that, he had fallen from the bed where Poisson had probably thrown him, and was snoring on the floor in the midst of the filth like a pig wallowing in the mire, exhaling his foul breath through his open mouth. His grey hair was straggling into the puddle around his head.
“Oh! the pig! the pig!” repeated Gervaise, indignant and exasperated.
“He’s dirtied everything. No, a dog wouldn’t have done that, even a dead dog is cleaner.”
They both hesitated to move, not knowing where to place their feet.
Coupeau had never before come home and put the bedroom into such a shocking state.
This sight was a blow to whatever affection his wife still had for him.
Previously she had been forgiving and not seriously offended, even when he had been blind drunk.
But this made her sick; it was too much.
She wouldn’t have touched Coupeau for the world, and just the thought of this filthy bum touching her caused a repugnance such as she might have felt had she been required to sleep beside the corpse of someone who had died from a terrible disease.
“Oh, I must get into that bed,” murmured she.
“I can’t go and sleep in the street.
Oh! I’ll crawl into it foot first.”
She tried to step over the drunkard, but had to catch hold of a corner of the chest of drawers to save herself from slipping in the mess.
Coupeau completely blocked the way to the bed.
Then, Lantier, who laughed to himself on seeing that she certainly could not sleep on her own pillow that night, took hold of her hand, saying, in a low and angry voice:
“Gervaise, he is a pig.”
She understood what he meant and pulled her hand free.
She sighed to herself, and, in her bewilderment, addressed him familiarly, as in the old days. “No, leave me alone, Auguste. Go to your own bed. I’ll manage somehow to lie at the foot of the bed.”
“Come, Gervaise, don’t be foolish,” resumed he.