Erich Maria Remarque Fullscreen Three comrades (1936)

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A chap with a nose like a duck's bill and a loud checked suit was sitting at the wheel.

I gazed after the car for some time.

That comes of a woman sitting alone in a house all the time.

Pensively I drove back to the stand and took my place in the line of waiting taxis.

The sun beat upon the roof.

We moved forward slowly.

I sat dully on the box and tried to sleep.

But I could not get the picture of Frau Hasse out of my head.

It was quite a different matter, but when all was said and done Pat was also alone all day.

I got out and went forward to Gustav's car.

"Here, have a drink," he commanded, offering me a thermos flask. "Wonderfully cool.

My own invention. Iced coffee.

Stays like that in the heat for hours.

Yes, Gustav is practical."

I took a cup and drank it out.

"If you're so practical," said I, "then tell me what can a man get to amuse a woman who is alone a lot?"

"As simple as that?" Gustav looked at me with a lofty expression.

"Robert, man—why, a child or a dog.

Ask me something harder."

"A dog!" said I in surprise. "Damn it, of course, a dogl You've hit it.

With a dog one is never lonely."

I offered him a cigarette.

"Listen, you don't happen to know about them?

A mongrel must be fairly cheap to buy."

Gustav shook his head reproachfully. "Ah Robert, you little know what a treasure you have in me.

My future father-in-law is assistant secretary of the Dobermann Terrier Club.

You can have a pup, of course; first class pedigree, too.

We've a litter there: four-two, grandmother the champion Hertha von Toggenburg."

Gustav was a fortunate man.

Not only was his fiancee's father a breeder of Dobermanns, but he was a pub-keeper as well, proprietor of the Neuerklaus; and his fiancee herself had a laundry.

Gustav did himself proud.

He had his eats and drinks off his "father-in-law" and his fiancee washed and ironed his shirts.

He was in no hurry to marry. Then it would be his turn to worry.

I explained to Gustav that a Dobermann was not quite the right idea.

It was too big for me and not reliable.

Gustav reflected a moment. As an old soldier he was accustomed to act on the spur of the moment.

"Just come with me," said he.

"We'll do a bit of speculating.

I know something.

Only don't you put your spoke in."

"Right."

He led me to a little shop.

In the window were aquariums full of algae.

In a box were squatting some wretched guinea pigs.

On the sides hung, cages with restlessly hopping, forever turning bullfinches, goldfinches, and canaries.

A bandy-legged little chap with a brown embroidered waistcoat came toward us.

Watery eyes, sallow skin, a nose like a fire ball—a beer and schnapps drinker.

"Say, Anton," said Gustav, "how did Asta do?"

"Second prize and honourable mention at Cologne," replied Anton.

"Lousy," declared Gustav. "Why not first?"