William Somerset Maugham Fullscreen Theatre (1937)

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She walked on and on.

She had always heard that the London crowd was the best behaved in the world, but really its behaviour on this occasion was unconscionable.

‘This couldn’t happen to one in the streets of Paris, Rome or Berlin,’ she reflected.

She decided to go as far as the Marylebone Road, and then turn back.

It would be too humiliating to go home without being once accosted.

She was walking so slowly that passers-by sometimes jostled her.

This irritated her.

‘I ought to have tried Oxford Street,’ she said.

‘That fool Evie.

The Edgware Road’s obviously a wash-out.’

Suddenly her heart gave an exultant leap.

She had caught a young man’s eye and she was sure that there was a gleam in it.

He passed, and she had all she could do not to turn round.

She started, for in a moment he passed her again, he had retraced his steps, and this time he gave her a stare.

She shot him a glance and then modestly lowered her eyes.

He fell back and she was conscious that he was following her.

It was all right.

She stopped to look into a shop window and he stopped too.

She knew how to behave now.

She pretended to be absorbed in the goods that were displayed, but just before she moved on gave him a quick flash of her faintly-smiling eyes.

He was rather short, he looked like a clerk or a shop-walker, he wore a grey suit and a brown soft hat.

He was not the man she would have chosen to be picked up by, but there it was, he was evidently trying to pick her up.

She forgot that she was beginning to feel tired.

She did not know what would happen next.

Of course she wasn’t going to let the thing go too far, but she was curious to see what his next step would be.

She wondered what he would say to her.

She was excited and pleased; it was a weight off her mind.

She walked on slowly and she knew he was close behind her.

She stopped at another shop window, and this time when he stopped he was close beside her.

Her heart began to beat wildly.

It was really beginning to look like an adventure.

‘I wonder if he’ll ask me to go to a hotel with him.

I don’t suppose he could afford that.

A cinema. That’s it.

It would be rather fun.’

She looked him full in the face now and very nearly smiled.

He took off his hat.

‘Miss Lambert, isn’t it?’

She almost jumped out of her skin.

She was indeed so taken aback that she had not the presence of mind to deny it.

‘I thought I recognized you the moment I saw you, that’s why I turned back, to make sure, see, and I said to meself, if that’s not Julia Lambert I’m Ramsay Macdonald.

Then you stopped to look in that shop window and that give me the chance to ’ave a good look at you.

What made me ’esitate was seeing you in the Edgware Road.

It seems so funny, if you know what I mean.’

It was much funnier than he imagined.

Anyhow it didn’t matter if he knew who she was.

She ought to have guessed that she couldn’t go far in London without being recognized.

He had a cockney accent and a pasty face, but she gave him a jolly, friendly smile.

He mustn’t think she was putting on airs.

‘Excuse me talking to you, not ’aving been introduced and all that, but I couldn’t miss the opportunity.