“I hope so.
I’ve got no business out with a pair of drunks, I know that.
But what could I do?
I told them I wouldn’t go with them, but then they started to go off by themselves.”
“They’d break their necks.”
“That’s it.
So I drove myself.
It was all I knew to do.”
“It keeps you guessing, sometimes, to know what to do.
One sixty for the gas.
Is the oil O.K.?”
“I think so.”
“Thanks, Miss.
Goodnight.”
She got in, and took the wheel again, and me and the Greek kept on singing, and we went on.
It was all part of the play.
I had to be drunk, because that other time had cured me of this idea we could pull a perfect murder.
This was going to be such a lousy murder it wouldn’t even be a murder.
It was going to be just a regular road accident, with guys drunk, and booze in the car, and all the rest of it.
Of course, when I started to put it down, the Greek had to have some too, so he was just like I wanted him.
We stopped for gas so there would be a witness that she was sober, and didn’t want to be with us anyhow, because she was driving, and it wouldn’t do for her to be drunk.
Before that, we had had a piece of luck.
Just before we closed up, about nine o’clock, a guy stopped by for something to eat, and stood there in the road and watched us when we shoved off.
He saw the whole show. He saw me try to start, and stall a couple of times. He heard the argument between me and Cora, about how I was too drunk to drive. He saw her get out, and heard her say she wasn’t going. He saw me try to drive off, just me and the Greek. He saw her when she made us get out, and switched the seats, so I was behind, and the Greek up front, and then he saw her take the wheel and do the driving herself.
His name was Jeff Parker and he raised rabbits at Encino.
Cora got his card when she said she might try rabbits in the lunchroom, to see how they’d go.
We knew right where to find him, whenever we’d need him.
Me and the Greek sang Mother Machree, and Smile, Smile, Smile, and Down by the Old Mill Stream, and pretty soon we came to this sign that said To Malibu Beach. She turned off there.
By rights, she ought to have kept on like she was going.
There’s two main roads that lead up the coast.
One, about ten miles inland, was the one we were on.
The other, right alongside the ocean, was off to our left.
At Ventura they meet, and follow the sea right on up to Santa Barbara, San Francisco, and wherever you’re going.
But the idea was, she had never seen Malibu Beach, where the movie stars live, and she wanted to cut over on this road to the ocean, so she could drop down a couple of miles and look at it, and then turn around and keep right on up to Santa Barbara.
The real idea was that this connection is about the worst piece of road in Los Angeles County, and an accident there wouldn’t surprise anybody, not even a cop.
It’s dark, and has no traffic on it hardly, and no houses or anything, and suited us for what we had to do.
The Greek never noticed anything for a while.
We passed a little summer colony that they call Malibu Lake up in the hills, and there was a dance going on at the clubhouse, with couples out on the lake in canoes.
I yelled at them.
So did the Greek.
“Give a one f’me.”
It didn’t make much difference, but it was one more mark on our trail, if somebody took the trouble to find it.
We started up the first long up-grade, into the mountains.
There were three miles of it.
I had told her how to run it. Most of the time she was in second.
That was partly because there were sharp curves every fifty feet, and the car would lose speed so quick going around them that she would have to shift up to second to keep going. But it was partly because the motor had to heat.
Everything had to check up.
We had to have plenty to tell.
And then, when he looked out and saw how dark it was, and what a hell of a looking country those mountains were, with no light, or house, or filling station, or anything else in sight, the Greek came to life and started an argument.
“Hold on, hold on. Turn around.