How must it have felt, Pikes, the night they seized your films, like entrails yanked from the camera, out of your guts, dutching them in coils and wads to stuff them up a stove to burn away!
Did it feel as bad as having some fifty thousand books annihilated with no recompense?
Yes.
Yes.
Stendahl felt his hands grow cold with the senseless anger.
So what more natural than they would one day talk over endless coffeepots into innumerable midnights, and out of all the talk and the bitter brewings would come — the House of Usher.
A great church bell rang.
The guests were arriving.
Smiling he went to greet them.
Full grown without memory, the robots waited.
In green silks the color of forest pools, in silks the color of frog and fern, they waited.
In yellow hair the color of the sun and sand, the robots waited.
Oiled, with tube bones cut from bronze and sunk in gelatin, the robots lay.
In coffins for the not dead and not alive, in planked boxes, the metronomes waited to be set in motion.
There was a smell of lubrication and lathed brass.
There was a silence of the tomb yard.
Sexed but sexless, the robots.
Named but unnamed, and borrowing from humans everything but humanity, the robots stared at the nailed lids of their labeled F.O.B. boxes, in a death that was not even a death, for there had never been a life. And now there was a vast screaming of yanked nails.
Now there was a lifting of lids.
Now there were shadows on the boxes and the pressure of a hand squirting oil from a can.
Now one clock was set in motion, a faint ticking.
Now another and another, until this was an immense clock shop, purring.
The marble eyes rolled wide their rubber lids.
The nostrils winked.
The robots, clothed in hair of ape and white of rabbit, arose: Tweedledum following Tweedledee, Mock-Turtle, Dormouse, drowned bodies from the sea compounded of salt and whiteweed, swaying; hanging blue-throated men with turned-up, clam-flesh eyes, and creatures of ice and burning tinsel, loam-dwarfs and pepper-elves, Tik-tok, Ruggedo, St. Nicholas with a self-made snow flurry blowing on before him, Bluebeard with whiskers like acetylene flame, and sulphur clouds from which green fire snouts protruded, and, in scaly and gigantic serpentine, a dragon with a furnace in its belly reeled out the door with a scream, a tick, a bellow, a silence, a rush, a wind.
Ten thousand lids fell back.
The clock shop moved out into Usher.
The night was enchanted.
A warm breeze came over the land.
The guest rockets, burning the sky and turning the weather from autumn to spring arrived.
The men stepped out in evening clothes and the women stepped out after them, their hair coiffed up in elaborate detail.
“So that’s Usher!”
“But where’s the door?”
At this moment Stendahl appeared.
The women laughed and chattered.
Mr. Stendahl raised a hand to quiet them.
Turning, he looked up to a high castle window and called:
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.”
And from above, a beautiful maiden leaned out upon the night wind and let down her golden hair.
And the hair twined and blew and became a ladder upon which the guests might ascend, laughing, into the House.
What eminent sociologists!
What clever psychologists!
What tremendously important politicians, bacteriologists, and neurologists!
There they stood, within the dank walls.
“Welcome, all of you!”
Mr. Tryon, Mr. Owen, Mr. Dunne, Mr. Lang, Mr. Steffens, Mr. Fletcher, and a double-dozen more.
“Come in, come in!”
Miss Gibbs, Miss Pope, Miss Churchil, Miss Blunt, Miss Drummond, and a score of other women, glittering.
Eminent, eminent people, one and all, members of the Society for the Prevention of Fantasy, advocators of the banishment of Halloween and Guy Fawkes, killers of bats, burners of books, bearers of torches; good clean citizens, every one, who had waited until the rough men had come up and buried the Martians and cleansed the cities and built the towns and repaired the highways and made everything safe.
And then, with everything well on its way to Safety, the Spoil-Funs, the people with mercurochrome for blood and iodine-colored eyes, came now to set up their Moral Climates and dole out goodness to everyone.