Ray Bradbury Fullscreen The Martian Chronicles (1950)

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And pay attention.

People usually listen to me when I talk.

And you’ll listen courteously or I won’t talk at all.”

Uneasily the four men in the court shifted and opened their mouths, and once the captain, the veins on his face bulging, showed a few little tears in his eyes.

“Now,” lectured Mr. Aaa, “do you think it fair of Mr. Ttt to be so ill-mannered?”

The four men gazed up through the heat.

The captain said,

“We’re from Earth!”

“I think it very ungentlemanly of him,” brooded Mr. Aaa.

“A rocket ship.

We came in it.

Over there!”

“Not the first time Ttt’s been unreasonable, you know.”

“All the way from Earth.”

“Why, for half a mind, I’d call him up and tell him off.”

“Just the four of us; myself and these three men, my crew.”

“I’ll call him up, yes, that’s what I’ll do!”

“Earth.

Rocket.

Men.

Trip.

Space.”

“Call him and give him a good lashing!” cried Mr. Aaa. He vanished like a puppet from a stage.

For a minute there were angry voices back and forth over some weird mechanism or other.

Below, the captain and his crew glanced longingly back at their pretty rocket ship lying on the hillside, so sweet and lovely and fine.

Mr. Aaa jerked up in the window, wildly triumphant

“Challenged him to a duel, by the gods!

A duel!”

“Mr. Aaa — ” the captain started all over again, quietly.

“I’ll shoot him dead, do you hear!”

“Mr. Aaa, I’d like to tell you.

We came sixty million miles.”

Mr. Aaa regarded the captain for the first time.

“Where’d you say you were from?”

The captain flashed a white smile.

Aside to his men he withpered,

“Now we’re getting someplace!”

To Mr. Aaa he called, “We traveled sixty million miles. From Earth!”

Mr. Aaa yawned.

“That’s only fifty million miles this time of year.”

He picked up a frightful-looking weapon.

“Well, I have to go now.

Just take that silly note, though I don’t know what good it’ll do you, and go over that hill into the little town of Iopr and tell Mr. Iii all about it.

He’s the man you want to see.

Not Mr. Ttt, he’s an idiot; I’m going to kill him.

Not me, because you’re not in my line of work.”

“Line of work, line of work!” bleated the captain.

“Do you have to be in a certain line of work to welcome Earth men!”

“Don’t be silly, everyone knows that!”

Mr. Aaa rushed downstairs.