MALONE. [who has been looking round him with lively curiosity] The young lady?
That's Miss Violet, eh?
STRAKER. [stopping on the steps with sudden suspicion] Well, you know, don't you?
MALONE.
Do I?
STRAKER. [his temper rising] Well, do you or don't you?
MALONE.
What business is that of yours?
Straker, now highly indignant, comes back from the steps and confronts the visitor.
STRAKER.
I'll tell you what business it is of mine.
Miss Robinson—
MALONE. [interrupting] Oh, her name is Robinson, is it?
Thank you.
STRAKER.
Why, you don't know even her name?
MALONE.
Yes I do, now that you've told me.
STRAKER. [after a moment of stupefaction at the old man's readiness in repartee] Look here: what do you mean by gittin into my car and lettin me bring you here if you're not the person I took that note to?
MALONE.
Who else did you take it to, pray?
STRAKER.
I took it to Mr Ector Malone, at Miss Robinson's request, see?
Miss Robinson is not my principal: I took it to oblige her.
I know Mr Malone; and he ain't you, not by a long chalk.
At the hotel they told me that your name is Ector Malone.
MALONE.
Hector Malone.
STRAKER. [with calm superiority] Hector in your own country: that's what comes o livin in provincial places like Ireland and America.
Over here you're Ector: if you avn't noticed it before you soon will.
The growing strain of the conversation is here relieved by Violet, who has sallied from the villa and through the garden to the steps, which she now descends, coming very opportunely between Malone and Straker.
VIOLET. [to Straker] Did you take my message?
STRAKER.
Yes, miss.
I took it to the hotel and sent it up, expecting to see young Mr Malone.
Then out walks this gent, and says it's all right and he'll come with me.
So as the hotel people said he was Mr Ector Malone, I fetched him.
And now he goes back on what he said. But if he isn't the gentleman you meant, say the word: it's easy enough to fetch him back again.
MALONE.
I should esteem it a great favor if I might have a short conversation with you, madam.
I am Hector's father, as this bright Britisher would have guessed in the course of another hour or so.
STRAKER. [coolly defiant] No, not in another year or so.
When we've ad you as long to polish up as we've ad im, perhaps you'll begin to look a little bit up to is mark.
At present you fall a long way short. You've got too many aitches, for one thing. [To Violet, amiably] All right, Miss: you want to talk to him: I shan't intrude. [He nods affably to Malone and goes out through the little gate in the paling].
VIOLET. [very civilly] I am so sorry, Mr Malone, if that man has been rude to you.
But what can we do?
He is our chauffeur.
MALONE.
Your what?
VIOLET.