Bernard Shaw Fullscreen The Man and the Superman (1905)

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Idiot, what do you know about the mountains?

Are you a Spaniard?

You would be given up by the first shepherd you met.

Besides, we are already within range of their rifles.

THE ROWDY ONE.

Bat—

MENDOZA.

Silence.

Leave this to me. [To Tanner] Comrade: you will not betray us.

STRAKER.

Oo are you callin comrade?

MENDOZA.

Last night the advantage was with me.

The robber of the poor was at the mercy of the robber of the rich.

You offered your hand: I took it.

TANNER.

I bring no charge against you, comrade.

We have spent a pleasant evening with you: that is all.

STRAKER.

I gev my and to nobody, see?

MENDOZA. [turning on him impressively] Young man, if I am tried, I shall plead guilty, and explain what drove me from England, home and duty.

Do you wish to have the respectable name of Straker dragged through the mud of a Spanish criminal court?

The police will search me.

They will find Louisa's portrait.

It will be published in the illustrated papers.

You blench. It will be your doing, remember.

STRAKER. [with baffled rage] I don't care about the court.

It's avin our name mixed up with yours that I object to, you blackmailin swine, you.

MENDOZA.

Language unworthy of Louisa's brother!

But no matter: you are muzzled: that is enough for us. [He turns to face his own men, who back uneasily across the amphitheatre towards the cave to take refuge behind him, as a fresh party, muffled for motoring, comes from the road in riotous spirits.

Ann, who makes straight for Tanner, comes first; then Violet, helped over the rough ground by Hector holding her right hand and Ramsden her left.

Mendoza goes to his presidential block and seats himself calmly with his rank and file grouped behind him, and his Staff, consisting of Duval and the Anarchist on his right and the two Social-Democrats on his left, supporting him in flank].

ANN.

It's Jack!

TANNER.

Caught!

HECTOR.

Why, certainly it is.

I said it was you, Tanner, We've just been stopped by a puncture: the road is full of nails.

VIOLET.

What are you doing here with all these men?

ANN.

Why did you leave us without a word of warning?

HECTOR.

I want that bunch of roses, Miss Whitefield. [To Tanner] When we found you were gone, Miss Whitefield bet me a bunch of roses my car would not overtake yours before you reached Monte Carlo.

TANNER.

But this is not the road to Monte Carlo.

HECTOR.

No matter.