Bernard Shaw Fullscreen The Man and the Superman (1905)

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I formed a syndicate; and the present enterprise is the result.

I became leader, as the Jew always becomes leader, by his brains and imagination. But with all my pride of race I would give everything I possess to be an Englishman.

I am like a boy: I cut her name on the trees and her initials on the sod.

When I am alone I lie down and tear my wretched hair and cry Louisa—

STRAKER. [startled] Louisa!

MENDOZA.

It is her name—Louisa—Louisa Straker—

TANNER.

Straker!

STRAKER. [scrambling up on his knees most indignantly] Look here: Louisa Straker is my sister, see?

Wot do you mean by gassin about her like this? Wot she got to do with you?

MENDOZA.

A dramatic coincidence!

You are Enry, her favorite brother!

STRAKER.

Oo are you callin Enry?

What call have you to take a liberty with my name or with hers?

For two pins I'd punch your fat ed, so I would.

MENDOZA. [with grandiose calm] If I let you do it, will you promise to brag of it afterwards to her?

She will be reminded of her Mendoza: that is all I desire.

TANNER.

This is genuine devotion, Henry.

You should respect it.

STRAKER. [fiercely] Funk, more likely.

MENDOZA. [springing to his feet] Funk!

Young man: I come of a famous family of fighters; and as your sister well knows, you would have as much chance against me as a perambulator against your motor car.

STRAKER. [secretly daunted, but rising from his knees with an air of reckless pugnacity] I ain't afraid of you.

With your Louisa!

Louisa!

Miss Straker is good enough for you, I should think.

MENDOZA.

I wish you could persuade her to think so.

STRAKER. [exasperated] Here—

TANNER. [rising quickly and interposing] Oh come, Henry: even if you could fight the President you can't fight the whole League of the Sierra.

Sit down again and be friendly.

A cat may look at a king; and even a President of brigands may look at your sister.

All this family pride is really very old fashioned.

STRAKER. [subdued, but grumbling] Let him look at her.

But wot does he mean by makin out that she ever looked at im? [Reluctantly resuming his couch on the turf] Ear him talk, one ud think she was keepin company with him. [He turns his back on them and composes himself to sleep].

MENDOZA. [to Tanner, becoming more confidential as he finds himself virtually alone with a sympathetic listener in the still starlight of the mountains; for all the rest are asleep by this time] It was just so with her, sir.

Her intellect reached forward into the twentieth century: her social prejudices and family affections reached back into the dark ages.

Ah, sir, how the words of Shakespear seem to fit every crisis in our emotions! I loved Louisa: 40,000 brothers Could not with all their quantity of love Make up my sum.

And so on. I forget the rest.

Call it madness if you will—infatuation.

I am an able man, a strong man: in ten years I should have owned a first-class hotel.

I met her; and you see! I am a brigand, an outcast.

Even Shakespear cannot do justice to what I feel for Louisa.

Let me read you some lines that I have written about her myself.

However slight their literary merit may be, they express what I feel better than any casual words can. [He produces a packet of hotel bills scrawled with manuscript, and kneels at the fire to decipher them, poking it with a stick to make it glow].

TANNER. [clapping him rudely on the shoulder] Put them in the fire, President.