Bernard Shaw Fullscreen The Man and the Superman (1905)

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How helpful!

How well you understand!

Octavius beams.

TANNER.

Ay: tighten the coils.

You love her, Tavy, don't you?

OCTAVIUS.

She knows I do.

ANN.

Hush. For shame, Tavy!

TANNER.

Oh, I give you leave.

I am your guardian; and I commit you to Tavy's care for the next hour.

ANN.

No, Jack.

I must speak to you about Rhoda.

Ricky: will you go back to the house and entertain your American friend?

He's rather on Mamma's hands so early in the morning. She wants to finish her housekeeping.

OCTAVIUS.

I fly, dearest Ann [he kisses her hand].

ANN. [tenderly] Ricky Ticky Tavy!

He looks at her with an eloquent blush, and runs off.

TANNER. [bluntly] Now look here, Ann.

This time you've landed yourself; and if Tavy were not in love with you past all salvation he'd have found out what an incorrigible liar you are.

ANN.

You misunderstand, Jack.

I didn't dare tell Tavy the truth.

TANNER.

No: your daring is generally in the opposite direction.

What the devil do you mean by telling Rhoda that I am too vicious to associate with her?

How can I ever have any human or decent relations with her again, now that you have poisoned her mind in that abominable way?

ANN.

I know you are incapable of behaving badly.

TANNER.

Then why did you lie to her?

ANN.

I had to.

TANNER.

Had to!

ANN.

Mother made me.

TANNER. [his eye flashing] Ha!

I might have known it.

The mother!

Always the mother!

ANN.

It was that dreadful book of yours.

You know how timid mother is.

All timid women are conventional: we must be conventional, Jack, or we are so cruelly, so vilely misunderstood.

Even you, who are a man, cannot say what you think without being misunderstood and vilified—yes: I admit it: I have had to vilify you.