In our ignorance we are to shake him by the hand; to introduce him into our homes; to trust our daughters with him; to—to—
ANN. [coaxingly] There, Granny, don't talk so loud.
It's most shocking: we must all admit that; but if Violet won't tell us, what can we do?
Nothing.
Simply nothing.
RAMSDEN.
Hmph!
I'm not so sure of that.
If any man has paid Violet any special attention, we can easily find that out.
If there is any man of notoriously loose principles among us—
TANNER.
Ahem!
RAMSDEN. [raising his voice] Yes sir, I repeat, if there is any man of notoriously loose principles among us—
TANNER.
Or any man notoriously lacking in self-control.
RAMSDEN. [aghast] Do you dare to suggest that I am capable of such an act?
TANNER.
My dear Ramsden, this is an act of which every man is capable.
That is what comes of getting at cross purposes with Nature.
The suspicion you have just flung at me clings to us all.
It's a sort of mud that sticks to the judge's ermine or the cardinal's robe as fast as to the rags of the tramp.
Come, Tavy: don't look so bewildered: it might have been me: it might have been Ramsden; just as it might have been anybody.
If it had, what could we do but lie and protest as Ramsden is going to protest.
RAMSDEN. [choking] I—I—I—
TANNER.
Guilt itself could not stammer more confusedly, And yet you know perfectly well he's innocent, Tavy.
RAMSDEN. [exhausted] I am glad you admit that, sir.
I admit, myself, that there is an element of truth in what you say, grossly as you may distort it to gratify your malicious humor.
I hope, Octavius, no suspicion of me is possible in your mind.
OCTAVIUS.
Of you!
No, not for a moment.
TANNER. [drily] I think he suspects me just a little.
OCTAVIUS.
Jack: you couldn't—you wouldn't—
TANNER.
Why not?
OCTAVIUS. [appalled] Why not!
TANNER.
Oh, well, I'll tell you why not.
First, you would feel bound to quarrel with me.
Second, Violet doesn't like me.
Third, if I had the honor of being the father of Violet's child, I should boast of it instead of denying it.
So be easy: our Friendship is not in danger.
OCTAVIUS.
I should have put away the suspicion with horror if only you would think and feel naturally about it.
I beg your pardon.
TANNER. MY pardon! nonsense!
And now let's sit down and have a family council. [He sits down.
The rest follow his example, more or less under protest]. Violet is going to do the State a service; consequently she must be packed abroad like a criminal until it's over.