"Wonderful!" said the Count. "And what was his name?"
"Silvio, Your Excellency."
"Silvio!" exclaimed the Count, starting up. "Did you know Silvio?"
"How could I help knowing him, Your Excellency: we were intimate friends; he was received in our regiment like a brother officer, but it is now five years since I had any tidings of him.
Then Your Excellency also knew him?"
"Oh, yes, I knew him very well.
Did he ever tell you of one very strange incident in his life?"
"Does Your Excellency refer to the slap in the face that he received from some blackguard at a ball?"
"Did he tell you the name of this blackguard?"
"No, Your Excellency, he never mentioned his name,...
Ah! Your Excellency!" I continued, guessing the truth: "pardon me... I did not know... could it really have been you?"
"Yes, I myself," replied the Count, with a look of extraordinary agitation; "and that bullet-pierced picture is a memento of our last meeting."
"Ah, my dear," said the Countess, "for Heaven's sake, do not speak about that; it would be too terrible for me to listen to."
"No," replied the Count: "I will relate everything. He knows how I insulted his friend, and it is only right that he should know how Silvio revenged himself."
The Count pushed a chair towards me, and with the liveliest interest I listened to the following story:
"Five years ago I got married.
The first month--the honeymoon--I spent here, in this village.
To this house I am indebted for the happiest moments of my life, as well as for one of its most painful recollections.
"One evening we went out together for a ride on horseback. My wife's horse became restive; she grew frightened, gave the reins to me, and returned home on foot. I rode on before.
In the courtyard I saw a travelling carriage, and I was told that in my study sat waiting for me a man, who would not give his name, but who merely said that he had business with me.
I entered the room and saw in the darkness a man, covered with dust and wearing a beard of several days' growth. He was standing there, near the fireplace.
I approached him, trying to remember his features.
"'You do not recognize me, Count?' said he, in a quivering voice.
"'Silvio!' I cried, and I confess that I felt as if my hair had suddenly stood on end.
"'Exactly,' continued he. 'There is a shot due to me, and I have come to discharge my pistol. Are you ready?'
"His pistol protruded from a side pocket.
I measured twelve paces and took my stand there in that corner, begging him to fire quickly, before my wife arrived.
He hesitated, and asked for a light.
Candles were brought in.
I closed the doors, gave orders that nobody was to enter, and again begged him to fire.
He drew out his pistol and took aim....
I counted the seconds.... I thought of her....
A terrible minute passed!
Silvio lowered his hand.
"'I regret,' said he, 'that the pistol is not loaded with cherry- stones... the bullet is heavy.
It seems to me that this is not a duel, but a murder. I am not accustomed to taking aim at unarmed men.
Let us begin all over again; we will cast lots as to who shall fire first.'
"My head went round...
I think I raised some objection....
At last we loaded another pistol, and rolled up two pieces of paper. He placed these latter in his cap--the same through which I had once sent a bullet--and again I drew the first number.
"'You are devilish lucky, Count,' said he, with a smile that I shall never forget.
"I don't know what was the matter with me, or how it was that he managed to make me do it... but I fired and hit that picture." The Count pointed with his finger to the perforated picture; his face glowed like fire; the Countess was whiter than her own handkerchief; and I could not restrain an exclamation.
"I fired," continued the Count, "and, thank Heaven, missed my aim. Then Silvio... at that moment he was really terrible... Silvio raised his hand to take aim at me.
Suddenly the door opens, Masha rushes into the room, and with a loud shriek throws herself upon my neck.
Her presence restored to me all my courage.
"'My dear,' said I to her, 'don't you see that we are joking?
How frightened you are! Go and drink a glass of water and then come back to us; I will introduce you to an old friend and comrade.'
"Masha still doubted.
"'Tell me, is my husband speaking the truth?' said she, turning to the terrible Silvio: 'is it true that you are only joking?'
"'He is always joking, Countess,' replied Silvio: 'once he gave me a slap in the face in a joke; on another occasion he sent a bullet through my cap in a joke; and just now, when he fired at me and missed me, it was all in a joke. And now I feel inclined for a joke.'