You are dining out, I suppose?
So am I.
Perhaps I shall see you at Lady Thornbury's."
"I daresay, my dear," said Lord Henry, shutting the door behind her, as, looking like a bird of paradise that had been out all night in the rain, she flitted out of the room, leaving a faint odour of frangipanni. Then he lit a cigarette, and flung himself down on the sofa.
"Never marry a woman with straw-coloured hair, Dorian," he said, after a few puffs.
"Why, Harry?"
"Because they are so sentimental."
"But I like sentimental people."
"Never marry at all, Dorian.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed."
"I don't think I am likely to marry, Henry.
I am too much in love.
That is one of your aphorisms.
I am putting it into practice, as I do everything that you say."
"Who are you in love with?" asked Lord Henry, after a pause.
"With an actress," said Dorian Gray, blushing.
Lord Henry shrugged his shoulders.
"That is a rather commonplace debut."
"You would not say so if you saw her, Harry."
"Who is she?"
"Her name is Sibyl Vane."
"Never heard of her."
"No one has.
People will some day, however.
She is a genius."
"My dear boy, no woman is a genius.
Women are a decorative sex.
They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals."
"Harry, how can you?"
"My dear Dorian, it is quite true.
I am analysing women at the present, so I ought to know.
The subject is not so abstruse as I thought it was.
I find that, ultimately, there are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.
The plain women are very useful.
If you want to gain a reputation for respectability, you have merely to take them down to supper.
The other women are very charming.
They commit one mistake, however. They paint in order to try and look young.
Our grandmothers painted in order to try and talk brilliantly. Rouge and esprit used to go together.
That is all over now.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
As for conversation, there are only five women in London worth talking to, and two of these can't be admitted into decent society.
However, tell me about your genius.
How long have you known her?"
"Ah! Harry, your views terrify me."
"Never mind that.
How long have you known her?"
"About three weeks."
"And where did you come across her?"
"I will tell you, Harry; but you mustn't be unsympathetic about it.