Ain't that piano all right in every respect, Marilla?'
"'It's just perfect, dad,' says she.
'It's got the finest tone I ever heard.
But don't you think you could sleep a little while now, dad?'
"'No, I don't,' says Uncle Cal.
'I want to hear that piano.
I don't believe you've even tried it yet.
I went all the way to San Antone and picked it out for you myself.
It took a third of the fall clip to buy it; but I don't mind that if it makes my good girl happier.
Won't you play a little bit for dad, Marilla?'
"Doc Simpson beckoned Marilla to one side and recommended her to do what Uncle Cal wanted, so it would get him quieted.
And her uncle Ben and his wife asked her, too.
"'Why not hit out a tune or two with the soft pedal on?' I asks Marilla.
'Uncle Cal has begged you so often.
It would please him a good deal to hear you touch up the piano he's bought for you.
Don't you think you might?'
"But Marilla stands there with big tears rolling down from her eyes and says nothing.
And then she runs over and slips her arm under Uncle Cal's neck and hugs him tight.
"'Why, last night, dad,' we heard her say, 'I played it ever so much.
Honest—I have been playing it.
And it's such a splendid instrument, you don't know how I love it.
Last night I played
"Bonnie Dundee" and the
"Anvil Polka" and the
"Blue Danube"—and lots of pieces.
You must surely have heard me playing a little, didn't you, dad?
I didn't like to play loud when you was so sick.'
"'Well, well,' says Uncle Cal, 'maybe I did.
Maybe I did and forgot about it.
My head is a little cranky at times.
I heard the man in the store play it fine.
I'm mighty glad you like it, Marilla.
Yes, I believe I could go to sleep a while if you'll stay right beside me till I do.'
"There was where Marilla had me guessing.
Much as she thought of that old man, she wouldn't strike a note on that piano that he'd bought her.
I couldn't imagine why she told him she'd been playing it, for the wagon-sheet hadn't ever been off of it since she put it back on the same day it come.
I knew she could play a little anyhow, for I'd once heard her snatch some pretty fair dance-music out of an old piano at the Charco Largo Ranch.
"Well, in about a week the pneumonia got the best of Uncle Cal.
They had the funeral over at Birdstail, and all of us went over.
I brought Marilla back home in my buckboard.
Her uncle Ben and his wife were going to stay there a few days with her.
"That night Marilla takes me in the room where the piano was, while the others were out on the gallery.
"'Come here, Rush,' says she;
'I want you to see this now.'
"She unties the rope, and drags off the wagon-sheet.
"If you ever rode a saddle without a horse, or fired off a gun that wasn't loaded, or took a drink out of an empty bottle, why, then you might have been able to scare an opera or two out of the instrument Uncle Cal had bought.
"Instead of a piano, it was one of the machines they've invented to play the piano with.
By itself it was about as musical as the holes of a flute without the flute.
"And that was the piano that Uncle Cal had selected; and standing by it was the good, fine, all-wool girl that never let him know it.
"And what you heard playing a while ago," concluded Mr. Kinney, "was that same deputy-piano machine; only just at present it's shoved up against a six-hundred-dollar piano that I bought for Marilla as soon as we was married."