Still I do not give up hope.
I do not indeed, go to my room any more, but comfort myself with the thought that a few days are not enough to judge by.
Afterwards — later on — there is plenty of time for that.
So I go over to see Mittelstaedt in the barracks, and we sit in his room; there is an atmosphere about it that I do not like but with which I am quite familiar.
Mittelstaedt has some news ready for me that electrifies me on the spot.
He tells me Kantorek has been called up as a territorial.
"Just think of it," says he, and takes out a couple of good cigars,
"I come back here from the hospital and bump right into him. He stretches out his paw to me and bleats:
'Hullo Mittelstaedt, how are you?'—I look at him and say: Territorial Kantorek, business is business and schnapps is schnapps, you ought to know that well enough.
Stand to attention when you speak to a superior officer.'
You should have seen his face!
A cross between a dud and a pickled cucumber.
He tried once again to chum up.
So I snubbed him a bit harder.
Then he brought up his biggest guns and asked confidentially:
'Would you like me to use my influence so that you can take an emergency-exam.?'
He was trying to remind me of those things, you know.
Then I got mad, and I reminded him of something instead.
Territorial Kantorek, two years ago you preached us into enlisting; and among us there was one, Joseph Behm, who didn't want to enlist.
He was killed three months before he would have been called up in the ordinary way.
If it had not been for you he would have lived just that much longer.
And now: Dismiss.
You will hear from me later.'
It was easy to get put in charge of his company.
First thing I did was to take him to the stores and fit him out with suitable equipment.
You will see in a minute."
We go to the parade ground.
The company has fallen in, Mittelstaedt stands them at ease and inspects.
Then I see Kantorek and am scarcely able to stifle my laughter.
He is wearing a faded blue tunic.
On the back and in the sleeves there are big dark patches.
The tunic must have belonged to a giant.
The black, worn breeches are just as much too short; they reach barely halfway down his calf.
The boots, tough old clod-hoppers, with turned-up toes and laces at the side are much too big for him.
But as a compensation the cap is too small, a terribly dirty, mean little pill-box.
The whole rig-out is just pitiful.
Mittelstaedt stops in front of him:
"Territorial Kantorek, do you call those buttons polished?
You seem as though you can never learn.
Inadequate, Kantorek, quite inadequate–––"
It makes me bubble with glee.
In school Kantorek used to chasten Mittelstaedt with exactly the same expression—"Inadequate, Mittelstaedt, quite inadequate."
Mittelstaedt continues to upbraid him:
"Look at Boettcher now, there's a model for you to learn from."
I can hardly believe my eyes.
Boettcher is there too, Boettcher, our school porter.
And he is a model!
Kantorek shoots a glance at me as if he would like to eat me.
But I grin at him innocently, as though I do not recognize him any more.
Nothing could look more ludicrous than his forage-cap and his uniform.