William Faulkner Fullscreen Noise and fury (1929)

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While I was looking at it a report came in.

It was up two points.

They were all buying.

I could tell that from what they were saying.

Getting aboard.

Like they didn't know it could go but one way.

Like there was a law or something against doing anything but buying.

Well, I reckon those eastern jews have got to live too.

But I'll be damned if it hasn't come to a pretty pass when any dam foreigner that cant make a living in the country where God put him, can come to this one and take money right out of an American's pockets.

It was up two points more.

Four points.

But hell, they were right there and knew what was going on.

And if I wasn't going to take the advice, what was I paying them ten dollars a month for.

I went out, then I remembered and came back and sent the wire.

"All well.

Q writing today."

"Q?" the operator says.

"Yes," I says. "Q.

Cant you spell Q?"

"I just asked to be sure," he says.

"You send it like I wrote it and I'll guarantee you to be sure," I says. "Send it collect."

"What you sending, Jason?" Doc Wright says, looking over my shoulder. "Is that a code message to buy?"

"That's all right about that," I says. "You boys use your own judgment.

You know more about it than those New York folks do."

"Well, I ought to," Doc says. "I'd a saved money this year raising it at two cents a pound."

Another report came in.

It was down a point.

"Jason's selling," Hopkins says. "Look at his face."

"That's all right about what I'm doing," I says. "You boys follow your own judgment.

Those rich New York jews have got to live like everybody else," I says.

I went on back to the store.

Earl was busy up front.

I went on back to the desk and read Lorraine's letter.

"Dear daddy wish you were here. No good parties when daddys out of town I miss my sweet daddy."

I reckon she does.

Last time I gave her forty dollars. Gave it to her.

I never promise a woman anything nor let her know what I'm going to give her.

That's the only way to manage them. Always keep them guessing.

If you cant think of any other way to surprise them, give them a bust in the jaw.

I tore it up and burned it over the spittoon.

I make it a rule never to keep a scrap of paper bearing a woman's hand, and I never write them at all.

Lorraine is always after me to write to her but I says anything I forgot to tell you will save till I get to Memphis again but I says I dont mind you writing me now and then in a plain envelope, but if you ever try to call me up on the telephone, Memphis wont hold you I says.

I says when I'm up there I'm one of the boys, but I'm not going to have any woman calling me on the telephone.

Here I says, giving her the forty dollars.

If you ever get drunk and take a notion to call me on the phone, just remember this and count ten before you do it.

"When'll that be?" she says.

"What?" I says.

"When you're coming back," she says.

"I'll let you know," I says.

Then she tried to buy a beer, but I wouldn't let her.