"You'd be too brutal with her," she says. "You have your Uncle Maury's temper."
That reminded me of the letter.
I took it out and handed it to her.
"You wont have to open it," I says. "The bank will let you know how much it is this time."
"It's addressed to you," she says.
"Go on and open it," I says.
She opened it and read it and handed it to me.
" 'My dear young nephew', it says,
'You will be glad to learn that I am now in a position to avail myself of an opportunity regarding which, for reasons which I shall make obvious to you, I shall not go into details until I have an opportunity to divulge it to you in a more secure manner.
My business experience has taught me to be chary of committing anything of a confidential nature to any more concrete medium than speech, and my extreme precaution in this instance should give you some inkling of its value.
Needless to say, I have just completed a most exhaustive examination of all its phases, and I feel no hesitancy in telling you that it is that sort of golden chance that comes but once in a lifetime, and I now see clearly before me that goal toward which I have long and unflaggingly striven: i.e., the ultimate solidification of my affairs by which I may restore to its rightful position that family of which I have the honor to be the sole remaining male descendant; that family in which I have ever included your lady mother and her children.
'As it so happens, I am not quite in a position to avail myself of this opportunity to the uttermost which it warrants, but rather than go out of the family to do so, I am today drawing upon your Mother's bank for the small sum necessary to complement my own initial investment, for which I herewith enclose, as a matter of formality, my note of hand at eight percent. per annum.
Needless to say, this is merely a formality, to secure your Mother in the event of that circumstance of which man is ever the plaything and sport.
For naturally I shall employ this sum as though it were my own and so permit your Mother to avail herself of this opportunity which my exhaustive investigation has shown to be a bonanza--if you will permit the vulgarism--of the first water and purest ray serene.
'This is in confidence, you will understand, from one business man to another; we will harvest our own vineyards, eh?
And knowing your Mother's delicate health and that timorousness which such delicately nurtured Southern ladies would naturally feel regarding matters of business, and their charming proneness to divulge unwittingly such matters in conversation, I would suggest that you do not mention it to her at all.
On second thought, I advise you not to do so.
It might be better to simply restore this sum to the bank at some future date, say, in a lump sum with the other small sums for which I am indebted to her, and say nothing about it at all.
It is our duty to shield her from the crass material world as much as possible.
'Your affectionate Uncle,
'Maury L.
Bascomb.' "
"What do you want to do about it?" I says, flipping it across the table.
"I know you grudge what I give him," she says.
"It's your money," I says. "If you want to throw it to the birds even, it's your business."
"He's my own brother," Mother says. "He's the last Bascomb.
When we are gone there wont be any more of them."
"That'll be hard on somebody, I guess," I says. "All right, all right," I says. "It's your money. Do as you please with it.
You want me to tell the bank to pay it?"
"I know you begrudge him," she says. "I realise the burden on your shoulders.
When I'm gone it will be easier on you."
"I could make it easier right now," I says. "All right, all right, I wont mention it again. Move all bedlam in here if you want to."
"He's your own brother," she says. "Even if he is afflicted."
"I'll take your bank book," I says. "I'll draw my check today."
"He kept you waiting six days," she says. "Are you sure the business is sound?
It seems strange to me that a solvent business cannot pay its employees promptly."
"He's all right," I says. "Safe as a bank.
I tell him not to bother about mine until we get done collecting every month.
That's why it's late sometimes."
"I just couldn't bear to have you lose the little I had to invest for you," she says. "I've often thought that Earl is not a good business man.
I know he doesn't take you into his confidence to the extent that your investment in the business should warrant.
I'm going to speak to him."
"No, you let him alone," I says.
"It's his business."
"You have a thousand dollars in it."
"You let him alone," I says. "I'm watching things.
I have your power of attorney.
It'll be all right."
"You dont know what a comfort you are to me," she says. "You have always been my pride and joy, but when you came to me of your own accord and insisted on banking your salary each month in my name, I thanked God it was you left me if they had to be taken."
"They were all right," I says. "They did the best they could, I reckon."