“They didn’t have a garden,” replied Mr. Hardman literally.
“Or the butler?”
“Haven’t got the fancy manners for a place like that.
No, I never had any connection with the Armstrong house – but I’m beginning to believe I’m about the only one on this train who hadn’t!
Can you beat it?
That’s what I say – can you beat it?”
“It is certainly a little surprising,” said Poirot mildly.
“C’est rigolo,” burst from M. Bouc.
“Have you any ideas of your own about the crime, Mr. Hardman?” inquired Poirot.
“No, sir.
It’s got me beat.
I don’t know how to figure it out. They can’t all be in it – but which one is the guilty party is beyond me.
How did you get wise to all this? That’s what I want to know.”
“I just guessed.”
“Then, believe me, you’re a pretty slick guesser. Yes, I’ll tell the world you’re a slick guesser.”
Mr. Hardman leaned back and looked at Poirot admiringly.
“You’ll excuse me,” he said, “but no one would believe it to look at you.
I take off my hat to you. I do indeed.”
“You are too kind, M. Hardman.”
“Not at all. I’ve got to hand it to you.”
“All the same,” said Poirot, “the problem is not yet quite solved.
Can we say with authority that we know who killed M. Ratchett?”
“Count me out,” said Mr. Hardman. “I’m not saying anything at all.
I’m just full of natural admiration.
What about the other two you haven’t had a guess at yet?
The old American dame, and the lady’s-maid?
I suppose we can take it that they’re the only innocent parties on the train?”
“Unless,” said Poirot, smiling, “we can fit them into our little collection as – shall we say – housekeeper and cook in the Armstrong household?”
“Well, nothing in the world would surprise me now,” said Mr. Hardman with quiet resignation. “Bughouse – that’s what this business is – bughouse!”
“Ah!mon cher, that would be indeed stretching coincidence a little too far,” said M. Bouc. “They cannot all be in it.”
Poirot looked at him.
“You do not understand,” he said. “You do not understand at all.
Tell me, do you know who killed Ratchett?”
“Do you?” countered M. Bouc.
Poirot nodded. “Oh, yes,” he said. “I have known for some time.
It is so clear that I wonder you have not seen it also.” He looked at Hardman and asked: “And you?”
The detective shook his head.
He stared at Poirot curiously.
“I don’t know,” he said. “I don’t know at all.
Which of them was it?”
Poirot was silent a minute.
Then he said: “If you will be so good, M. Hardman, assemble everyone here.
There are two possible solutions of this case.
I want to lay them both before you all.”
9.
Poirot Propounds Two Solutions
The passengers came crowding into the restaurant car and took their seats round the tables.
They all bore more or less the same expression, one of expectancy mingled with apprehension.
The Swedish lady was still weeping, and Mrs. Hubbard was comforting her.
“Now you must just take a hold on yourself, my dear.