Gene Webster Fullscreen Long-legged uncle (1912)

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Old Ira Hatch has rheumatism and can't work any more; he never saved his money when he was earning good wages, so now he has to live on the town.

There's to be an ice-cream social at the schoolhouse next Saturday evening.

Come and bring your families.

I have a new hat that I bought for twenty-five cents at the post office.

This is my latest portrait, on my way to rake the hay.

It's getting too dark to see; anyway, the news is all used up.

Good night, Judy

Friday

Good morning!

Here is some news!

What do you think?

You'd never, never, never guess who's coming to Lock Willow.

A letter to Mrs. Semple from Mr. Pendleton.

He's motoring through the Berkshires, and is tired and wants to rest on a nice quiet farm—if he climbs out at her doorstep some night will she have a room ready for him?

Maybe he'll stay one week, or maybe two, or maybe three; he'll see how restful it is when he gets here.

Such a flutter as we are in!

The whole house is being cleaned and all the curtains washed.

I am driving to the Corners this morning to get some new oilcloth for the entry, and two cans of brown floor paint for the hall and back stairs.

Mrs. Dowd is engaged to come tomorrow to wash the windows (in the exigency of the moment, we waive our suspicions in regard to the piglet).

You might think, from this account of our activities, that the house was not already immaculate; but I assure you it was!

Whatever Mrs. Semple's limitations, she is a HOUSEKEEPER.

But isn't it just like a man, Daddy?

He doesn't give the remotest hint as to whether he will land on the doorstep today, or two weeks from today.

We shall live in a perpetual breathlessness until he comes—and if he doesn't hurry, the cleaning may all have to be done over again.

There's Amasai waiting below with the buckboard and Grover.

I drive alone—but if you could see old Grove, you wouldn't be worried as to my safety.

With my hand on my heart—farewell.

Judy

PS.

Isn't that a nice ending?

I got it out of Stevenson's letters.

Saturday

Good morning again!

I didn't get this ENVELOPED yesterday before the postman came, so I'll add some more.

We have one mail a day at twelve o'clock.

Rural delivery is a blessing to the farmers!

Our postman not only delivers letters, but he runs errands for us in town, at five cents an errand.

Yesterday he brought me some shoe-strings and a jar of cold cream (I sunburned all the skin off my nose before I got my new hat) and a blue Windsor tie and a bottle of blacking all for ten cents.

That was an unusual bargain, owing to the largeness of my order.

Also he tells us what is happening in the Great World.

Several people on the route take daily papers, and he reads them as he jogs along, and repeats the news to the ones who don't subscribe.

So in case a war breaks out between the United States and Japan, or the president is assassinated, or Mr. Rockefeller leaves a million dollars to the John Grier Home, you needn't bother to write; I'll hear it anyway.

No sign yet of Master Jervie.

But you should see how clean our house is—and with what anxiety we wipe our feet before we step in!

I hope he'll come soon; I am longing for someone to talk to.

Mrs. Semple, to tell you the truth, gets rather monotonous.

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

It's a funny thing about the people here.

Their world is just this single hilltop.

They are not a bit universal, if you know what I mean.