Oscar Wilde Fullscreen How important it is to be serious (1895)

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Cecily.

I am so glad.

Algernon.

You'll never break off our engagement again, Cecily?

Cecily.

I don't think I could break it off now that I have actually met you.

Besides, of course, there is the question of your name.

Algernon. Yes, of course. [Nervously.]

Cecily.

You must not laugh at me, darling, but it had always been a girlish dream of mine to love some one whose name was Ernest.

[Algernon rises, Cecily also.]

There is something in that name that seems to inspire absolute confidence.

I pity any poor married woman whose husband is not called Ernest.

Algernon.

But, my dear child, do you mean to say you could not love me if I had some other name?

Cecily.

But what name?

Algernon.

Oh, any name you like - Algernon - for instance...

Cecily.

But I don't like the name of Algernon.

Algernon.

Well, my own dear, sweet, loving little darling, I really can't see why you should object to the name of Algernon.

It is not at all a bad name.

In fact, it is rather an aristocratic name.

Half of the chaps who get into the Bankruptcy Court are called Algernon.

But seriously, Cecily... [Moving to her]... if my name was Algy, couldn't you love me?

Cecily. [Rising.] I might respect you, Ernest, I might admire your character, but I fear that I should not be able to give you my undivided attention.

Algernon.

Ahem!

Cecily! [Picking up hat.] Your Rector here is, I suppose, thoroughly experienced in the practice of all the rites and ceremonials of the Church?

Cecily.

Oh, yes. Dr. Chasuble is a most learned man.

He has never written a single book, so you can imagine how much he knows.

Algernon.

I must see him at once on a most important christening - I mean on most important business.

Cecily.

Oh!

Algernon.

I shan't be away more than half an hour.

Cecily.

Considering that we have been engaged since February the 14th, and that I only met you to-day for the first time, I think it is rather hard that you should leave me for so long a period as half an hour.

Couldn't you make it twenty minutes?

Algernon.

I'll be back in no time.

[Kisses her and rushes down the garden.]

Cecily.

What an impetuous boy he is!

I like his hair so much.

I must enter his proposal in my diary.