Uncle Jack, do be nice.
There is some good in every one.
Ernest has just been telling me about his poor invalid friend Mr. Bunbury whom he goes to visit so often.
And surely there must be much good in one who is kind to an invalid, and leaves the pleasures of London to sit by a bed of pain.
Jack.
Oh! he has been talking about Bunbury, has he?
Cecily.
Yes, he has told me all about poor Mr. Bunbury, and his terrible state of health.
Jack.
Bunbury!
Well, I won't have him talk to you about Bunbury or about anything else.
It is enough to drive one perfectly frantic.
Algernon.
Of course I admit that the faults were all on my side. But I must say that I think that Brother John's coldness to me is peculiarly painful.
I expected a more enthusiastic welcome, especially considering it is the first time I have come here.
Cecily. Uncle Jack, if you don't shake hands with Ernest I will never forgive you.
Jack.
Never forgive me?
Cecily.
Never, never, never!
Jack.
Well, this is the last time I shall ever do it. [Shakes with Algernon and glares.]
Chasuble.
It's pleasant, is it not, to see so perfect a reconciliation? I think we might leave the two brothers together.
Miss Prism.
Cecily, you will come with us.
Cecily.
Certainly, Miss Prism.
My little task of reconciliation is over.
Chasuble.
You have done a beautiful action to-day, dear child.
Miss Prism.
We must not be premature in our judgments.
Cecily.
I feel very happy.
[They all go off except Jack and Algernon.]
Jack.
You young scoundrel, Algy, you must get out of this place as soon as possible.
I don't allow any Bunburying here.
[Enter Merriman.]
Merriman.
I have put Mr. Ernest's things in the room next to yours, sir.
I suppose that is all right?
Jack.
What?
Merriman.
Mr. Ernest's luggage, sir.
I have unpacked it and put it in the room next to your own.
Jack.
His luggage?