Oscar Wilde Fullscreen How important it is to be serious (1895)

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It is to be surmised that they are bills, as Algernon, after looking at the envelopes, tears them up.]

Algernon.

A glass of sherry, Lane.

Lane.

Yes, sir.

Algernon.

To-morrow, Lane, I'm going Bunburying.

Lane.

Yes, sir.

Algernon.

I shall probably not be back till Monday.

You can put up my dress clothes, my smoking jacket, and all the Bunbury suits . . .

Lane.

Yes, sir. [Handing sherry.]

Algernon.

I hope to-morrow will be a fine day, Lane.

Lane.

It never is, sir.

Algernon.

Lane, you're a perfect pessimist.

Lane.

I do my best to give satisfaction, sir.

[Enter Jack.

Lane goes off.]

Jack.

There's a sensible, intellectual girl! the only girl I ever cared for in my life.

[Algernon is laughing immoderately.]

What on earth are you so amused at?

Algernon.

Oh, I'm a little anxious about poor Bunbury, that is all.

Jack.

If you don't take care, your friend Bunbury will get you into a serious scrape some day.

Algernon.

I love scrapes.

They are the only things that are never serious.

Jack.

Oh, that's nonsense, Algy.

You never talk anything but nonsense.

Algernon.

Nobody ever does.

[Jack looks indignantly at him, and leaves the room.

Algernon lights a cigarette, reads his shirt-cuff, and smiles.]

Act Drop

Second Act

Scene Garden at the Manor House.

A flight of grey stone steps leads up to the house.

The garden, an old-fashioned one, full of roses.

Time of year, July.

Basket chairs, and a table covered with books, are set under a large yew-tree.

[Miss Prism discovered seated at the table.