Oscar Wilde Fullscreen How important it is to be serious (1895)

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There is no time to be lost.

Gwendolen.

Married, Mr. Worthing?

Jack. [Astounded.] Well... surely.

You know that I love you, and you led me to believe, Miss Fairfax, that you were not absolutely indifferent to me.

Gwendolen.

I adore you.

But you haven't proposed to me yet.

Nothing has been said at all about marriage.

The subject has not even been touched on.

Jack.

Well... may I propose to you now?

Gwendolen. I think it would be an admirable opportunity.

And to spare you any possible disappointment, Mr. Worthing, I think it only fair to tell you quite frankly before-hand that I am fully determined to accept you.

Jack.

Gwendolen!

Gwendolen.

Yes, Mr. Worthing, what have you got to say to me?

Jack.

You know what I have got to say to you.

Gwendolen.

Yes, but you don't say it.

Jack.

Gwendolen, will you marry me? [Goes on his knees.]

Gwendolen.

Of course I will, darling.

How long you have been about it!

I am afraid you have had very little experience in how to propose.

Jack.

My own one, I have never loved any one in the world but you.

Gwendolen.

Yes, but men often propose for practice.

I know my brother Gerald does.

All my girl-friends tell me so.

What wonderfully blue eyes you have, Ernest!

They are quite, quite, blue.

I hope you will always look at me just like that, especially when there are other people present.

[Enter Lady Bracknell.]

Lady Bracknell.

Mr. Worthing!

Rise, sir, from this semi-recumbent posture.

It is most indecorous.

Gwendolen.

Mamma!

[He tries to rise; she restrains him.]

I must beg you to retire.

This is no place for you.

Besides, Mr. Worthing has not quite finished yet.

Lady Bracknell.

Finished what, may I ask?