If I had not loved him I should have refused to marry him.
You understand?”
“I understand that I have a very obstinate girl to deal with.
You shall marry as I choose.”
“I shall do nothing of the sort.
You have no right to dictate my choice of a husband.”
“No right, when I am your father?”
“You are not my father: merely my step-father—merely a relation by marriage.
I am of age. I can do as I like, and intend to.”
“But, Lucy,” implored Braddock, changing his tune, “think.”
“I have thought.
I marry Archie.”
“But he is poor and Random is rich.”
“I don’t care.
I love Archie and I don’t love Frank.”
“Would you have me lose the mummy for ever?”
“Yes, I would, if my misery is to be the price of its restoration.
Why should I sell myself to a man I care nothing about, just because you want a musty, fusty old corpse?
Now I am going.” Lucy walked to the door. “I shan’t listen to another word.
And if you bother me again, I shall marry Archie at once and leave the house.”
“I can make you leave it in any case, you ungrateful girl,” bellowed Braddock, who was purple with rage, never having a very good temper at the best of times. “Look what I have done for you!”
Miss Kendal could have pointed out that her step-father had done nothing save attend to himself.
But she disdained such an argument, and without another word opened the door and walked out.
Almost immediately afterwards Cockatoo entered, much to the relief of the Professor, who relieved his feelings by kicking the unfortunate Kanaka.
Then he sat down again to consider ways and means of obtaining the necessary mummy and still more necessary money.
CHAPTER VIII. THE BARONET
Sir Frank Random was an amiable young gentleman with—as the saying goes—all his goods in the shop window.
Fair-haired and tall, with a well-knit, athletic figure, a polished manner, and a man-of-the-world air, he strictly resembled the romantic officer of Bow Bells, Family Herald, Young Ladies’ Journal fiction.
But the romance was all in his well-groomed looks, as he was as commonplace a Saxon as could be met with in a day’s march.
Fond of sport, attentive to his duties as artillery captain, and devoted to what is romantically known as the fair sex, he sauntered easily through life, very well contented with himself and with his agreeable surroundings.
He read fiction when he did read, and those weekly papers devoted to sport; troubled his head very little about politics, save when they had to do with a possible German invasion, and was always ready to do any one a good turn.
His brother-officers declared that he was not half a bad sort, which was high praise from the usually reticent service man.
His capacity may be accurately gauged by the fact that he did not possess a single enemy, and that every one spoke well of him.
A mortal who possesses no quality likely to be envied by those around him is certain to belong to the rank and file of humanity.
But these unconsidered units of mankind can always console themselves with the undoubted fact that mediocrity is invariably happy.
Such a man as Random would never set the Thames on fire, and certainly he had no ambition to perform that astounding feat.
He was fond of his profession and intended to remain in the army as long as he could.
He desired to marry and beget a family, and retire, when set free from soldiering, to his country seat, and there perform blamelessly the congenial role of a village squire, until called upon to join the respectable corpses in the Random vault.
Not that he was a saint or ever could be one. Neither black nor white, he was simply gray, being an ordinary mixture of good and bad.
As theology has provided no hereafter for gray people, it is hard to imagine where the bulk of humanity will go.
But doubts on this point never troubled Random.
He went to church, kept his mouth shut and his pores open and vaguely believed that it would be all right somehow.
A very comfortable if superficial philosophy indeed.
It can easily be guessed that Random’s somewhat colorless personality would never attract Lucy Kendal, since the hues of her own character were deeper.
For this reason she was drawn to Hope, who possessed that aggressive artistic temperament, where good and bad, are in violent contrast.
Random took opinions from books, or from other people, and his mind, like a looking-glass, reflected whatever came along; but Hope possessed opinions of his own, both right and wrong, and held to these in the face of all verbal opposition. He could argue and did argue, when Random simply agreed.
Lucy had similar idiosyncrasies, inherited from a clever father, so it was just as well that she preferred Archie to Frank.
Had the latter young gentleman married her, he would have dwindled to Lady Random’s husband, and would have found too late that he had domesticated a kind of imitation George Eliot.
When he congratulated Archie on his engagement somewhat ruefully, he little thought what an escape he had had.
But Professor Braddock, who did not belong to the gray tribe, knew nothing of this, as his Egyptological studies did not permit him time to argue on such commonplace matters.