"Yes, Mr. Jaggers."
"And do you remember," retorted Mr. Jaggers, "that but for me you wouldn't be here and couldn't be here?"
"O yes, sir!" exclaimed both women together.
"Lord bless you, sir, well we knows that!"
"Then why," said Mr. Jaggers, "do you come here?"
"My Bill, sir!" the crying woman pleaded.
"Now, I tell you what!" said Mr. Jaggers. "Once for all.
If you don't know that your Bill's in good hands, I know it.
And if you come here bothering about your Bill, I'll make an example of both your Bill and you, and let him slip through my fingers.
Have you paid Wemmick?"
"O yes, sir!
Every farden."
"Very well.
Then you have done all you have got to do.
Say another word—one single word—and Wemmick shall give you your money back."
This terrible threat caused the two women to fall off immediately.
No one remained now but the excitable Jew, who had already raised the skirts of Mr. Jaggers's coat to his lips several times.
"I don't know this man!" said Mr. Jaggers, in the same devastating strain:
"What does this fellow want?"
"Ma thear Mithter Jaggerth.
Hown brother to Habraham Latharuth?"
"Who's he?" said Mr. Jaggers.
"Let go of my coat."
The suitor, kissing the hem of the garment again before relinquishing it, replied,
"Habraham Latharuth, on thuthpithion of plate."
"You're too late," said Mr. Jaggers.
"I am over the way."
"Holy father, Mithter Jaggerth!" cried my excitable acquaintance, turning white, "don't thay you're again Habraham Latharuth!"
"I am," said Mr. Jaggers, "and there's an end of it.
Get out of the way."
"Mithter Jaggerth!
Half a moment!
My hown cuthen'th gone to Mithter Wemmick at thith prethent minute, to hoffer him hany termth.
Mithter Jaggerth!
Half a quarter of a moment!
If you'd have the condethenthun to be bought off from the t'other thide—at hany thuperior prithe!—money no object!—Mithter Jaggerth—Mithter—!"
My guardian threw his supplicant off with supreme indifference, and left him dancing on the pavement as if it were red hot.
Without further interruption, we reached the front office, where we found the clerk and the man in velveteen with the fur cap.
"Here's Mike," said the clerk, getting down from his stool, and approaching Mr. Jaggers confidentially.
"Oh!" said Mr. Jaggers, turning to the man, who was pulling a lock of hair in the middle of his forehead, like the Bull in Cock Robin pulling at the bell-rope; "your man comes on this afternoon.
Well?"
"Well, Mas'r Jaggers," returned Mike, in the voice of a sufferer from a constitutional cold; "arter a deal o' trouble, I've found one, sir, as might do."
"What is he prepared to swear?"
"Well, Mas'r Jaggers," said Mike, wiping his nose on his fur cap this time; "in a general way, anythink."
Mr. Jaggers suddenly became most irate.
"Now, I warned you before," said he, throwing his forefinger at the terrified client, "that if you ever presumed to talk in that way here, I'd make an example of you.
You infernal scoundrel, how dare you tell ME that?"
The client looked scared, but bewildered too, as if he were unconscious what he had done.
"Spooney!" said the clerk, in a low voice, giving him a stir with his elbow.
"Soft Head!