Spark intensifier?
Drop this little pill in your gas tank and get ten extra miles to the gallon.
Just paint it on—you got a new surface for fifty cents.
Wipers, fan belts, gaskets?
Maybe it’s the valve.
Get a new valve stem.
What can you lose for a nickel?
All right, Joe.
You soften ’em up an’ shoot ’em in here.
I’ll close ’em, I’ll deal ’em or I’ll kill ’em.
Don’t send in no bums.
I want deals.
Yes, sir, step in.
You got a buy there.
Yes, sir!
At eighty bucks you got a buy.
I can’t go no higher than fifty.
The fella outside says fifty.
Fifty.
Fifty?
He’s nuts.
Paid seventy-eight fifty for that little number.
Joe, you crazy fool, you tryin’ to bust us?
Have to can that guy.
I might take sixty.
Now look here, mister, I ain’t got all day.
I’m a business man but I ain’t out to stick nobody.
Got anything to trade?
Got a pair of mules I’ll trade.
Mules!
Hey, Joe, hear this?
This guy wants to trade mules.
Didn’t nobody tell you this is the machine age?
They don’t use mules for nothing but glue no more.
Fine big mules—five and seven years old.
Maybe we better look around.
Look around!
You come in when we’re busy, an’ take up our time an’ then walk out!
Joe, did you know you was talkin’ to pikers?
I ain’t a piker.
I got to get a car.
We’re goin’ to California.
I got to get a car.
Well, I’m a sucker.
Joe says I’m a sucker.
Says if I don’t quit givin’ my shirt away I’ll starve to death.
Tell you what I’ll do—I can get five bucks apiece for them mules for dog feed.
I wouldn’t want them to go for dog feed.
Well, maybe I can get ten or seven maybe.
Tell you what we’ll do.