Quick, march!”
Between the commander of the regiment and Captain Osadchi there was an incessant rivalry, during drill hours, to outdo each other in lung power, and not many seconds elapsed before the latter was heard to order in his mighty, rolling bass—
“Company, shoulder arms!
Dress in the middle. Forward, march!”
Osadchi had, with fearful sacrifice of time and labour, succeeded in introducing in his company a new kind of marching. This consisted in the soldiers raising their foot high in the air in very slow time, and afterwards putting it down on the ground with the greatest possible force.
This wonderful and imposing manner of moving along the ground excited not only much interest, but also a certain envy among the other captains of companies.
But the 1st Company had hardly marched fifty paces before they heard the General’s angry and impatient voice exclaim—
“What the deuce is this?
Halt with the company.
Halt, halt!
Come here to me, Captain.
Tell me, sir, what in the name of goodness that is supposed to represent.
Is it a funeral or a torch procession? Say.
March in three-time.
Listen, sir, we’re not living in the days of Nicholas, when a soldier served for twenty-five years.
How many precious days have you wasted in practising this corps de ballet?
Answer me.”
Osadchi stood gloomy, still and silent before his angry chief, with his drawn sabre pointing to the ground.
The General was silent for an instant, and then resumed his harangue with an expression of sorrow and irony in his voice—
“By this sort of insanity you will soon succeed in extinguishing the last spark of life in your soldiers. Don’t you think so yourself? Oh, you luckless ghosts from Ivan the Cruel’s days! But enough of this.
Allow me instead to ask you, Captain, the name of this young lad.”
“Ignati Mikhailovich, your Excellency,” replied Osadchi in the dry, sepulchral, regulation voice.
“Well and good.
But what do you know about him?
Is he a bachelor, or has he a wife and children?
Perhaps he has some trouble at home?
Or he is very poor?
Answer me.”
“I can’t say, your Excellency?
I have a hundred men under my command.
It is hard to remember all about them.”
“Hard to remember, did you say?” repeated the General in a sad and serious voice.
“Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen.
You must certainly know what the Scripture says: ‘Do not destroy the soul,’ and what are you doing?
That poor, grey, wretched creature standing there, may, perhaps, some day, in the hour of battle, protect you by his body, carry you on his shoulders out of a hail of bullets, may, with his ragged cloak, protect you against snow and frost, and yet you have nothing to say about him, but ‘I can’t say!’”
In his nervous excitement the General pulled in the reins and shouted over Osadchi’s head, in an angry voice, to the commander of the regiment—
“Colonel, get this company out of my way.
I have had enough.
Nothing but marionettes and blockheads.”
From that moment the fate of the regiment was sealed.
The terrified soldiers’ absolute exhaustion, the non-coms.’ lunatical cruelty, the officers’ incapacity, indifference, and laziness—all this came out clearly as the review proceeded.
In the 2nd Company the soldiers did not even know the Lord’s Prayer. In the 3rd, the officers ran like wild fowls when the company was to be drilled in “open order.” In the 4th, the manual exercise was below criticism, etc.
The worst of all was, however, that none of the companies, with the exception of the 5th, knew how to meet a sudden charge of cavalry.
Now, this was precisely the General’s hobby; he had published independently copious instructions on this, in which he pointed out minutely the vital importance of the troops’ mobility and quickness, and of their leader’s resolution and deliberation.
After each company had in turn been reviewed, the General commanded the officers, both commissioned and non-commissioned, to go out of ear-shot, after which he questioned the soldiers with regard to their wishes and grounds of complaint; but everywhere he met with the same good-humoured reply:
“Satisfied with everything, your Excellency.”
When that question was put to No. 1 Company, Romashov heard an ensign in it remark in a threatening voice—
“Just let me hear any one daring to complain; I’ll give him ‘complaints’!”
For the 5th Company only was the whole review a complete triumph.
The brave, young, lusty soldiers executed all their movements with life and energy, and with such facility, mobility, and absence of all pedantry that the whole of the review seemed to officers and men, not a severe, painful examination, but like a jolly and amusing game.