I've thought and thought about that case.
You can say what you like; it's amazing - poisoned darts and a blowpipe in an aeroplane. An idea I have used myself, as I told you, both in book and short-story form.
Of course it was a very shocking occurrence, but I must confess, M. Poirot, that I was thrilled - positively thrilled."
"I can quite see," said Poirot, "that the crime must have appealed to you professionally, Mr Clancy."
Mr Clancy beamed.
"Exactly.
You would think that anyone, even the official police, could have understood that!
But not at all.
Suspicion - that is all I got. Both from the inspector and at the inquest.
I go out of my way to assist the course of justice and all I get for my pains is palpable thick-headed suspicion!"
"All the same," said Poirot, smiling, "it does not seem to affect you very much."
"Ah," said Mr Clancy. "But, you see, I have my methods, Watson.
If you'll excuse my calling you Watson. No offense intended.
Interesting, by the way, how the technic of the idiot friend has hung on.
Personally, I myself think the Sherlock Holmes stories greatly overrated.
The fallacies - the really amazing fallacies - that there are in those stories - But what was I saying?"
"You said that you had your methods."
"Ah, yes." Mr Clancy leaned forward. "I'm putting that inspector - what is his name?
Japp?
Yes, I'm putting him in my next book.
You should see the way Wilbraham Rice deals with him."
"In between bananas, as one might say."
"In between bananas - that's very good, that." Mr Clancy chuckled.
"You have a great advantage as a writer, monsieur," said Poirot. "You can relieve your feelings by the expedient of the printed word.
You have the power of the pen over your enemies."
Mr Clancy rocked gently back in his chair.
"You know," he said, "I begin to think this murder is going to be a really fortunate thing for me.
I'm writing the whole thing exactly as it happened - only as fiction, of course, and I shall call it
'The Air Mail Mystery.'
Perfect pen portraits of all the passengers.
It ought to sell like wild fire, if only I can get it out in time."
"Won't you be had up for libel, or something?" asked Jane.
Mr Clancy turned a beaming face upon her.
"No, no, my dear lady.
Of course, if I were to make one of the passengers the murderer - well, then, I might be liable for damages.
But that is the strong part of it all - an entirely unexpected solution is revealed in the last chapter."
Poirot leaned forward eagerly.
"And that solution is?"
Again Mr Clancy chuckled.
"Ingenious," he said. "Ingenious and sensational.
Disguised as the pilot, a girl gets into the plane at Le Bourget and successfully stows herself away under Madame Giselle's seat.
She has with her an ampul of the newest gas.
She releases this, everybody becomes unconscious for three minutes, she squirms out, fires the poisoned dart, and makes a parachute descent from the rear door of the car."
Both Jane and Poirot blinked.
Jane said: "Why doesn't she become unconscious from the gas too?"
"Respirator," said Mr Clancy.
"And she descends into the Channel?"
"It needn't be the Channel.
I shall make it the French coast."
"And anyway, nobody could hide under a seat; there wouldn't be room."