I’ll tell the owner not to pay us the commission but apply it to your rent.
No!
Straight!
I want to.
To be frank, this thing shakes me up bad.
I suppose I’ve always been a Practical Business Man.
Probably I’ve told one or two fairy stories in my time, when the occasion called for it—you know: sometimes you have to lay things on thick, to impress boneheads.
But this is the first time I’ve ever had to accuse one of my own employees of anything more dishonest than pinching a few stamps.
Honest, it would hurt me if we profited by it.
So you’ll let me hand you the commission?
Good!” II
He walked through the February city, where trucks flung up a spattering of slush and the sky was dark above dark brick cornices.
He came back miserable.
He, who respected the law, had broken it by concealing the Federal crime of interception of the mails.
But he could not see Graff go to jail and his wife suffer.
Worse, he had to discharge Graff and this was a part of office routine which he feared.
He liked people so much, he so much wanted them to like him that he could not bear insulting them.
Miss McGoun dashed in to whisper, with the excitement of an approaching scene,
“He’s here!”
“Mr. Graff?
Ask him to come in.”
He tried to make himself heavy and calm in his chair, and to keep his eyes expressionless.
Graff stalked in—a man of thirty-five, dapper, eye-glassed, with a foppish mustache.
“Want me?” said Graff.
“Yes.
Sit down.”
Graff continued to stand, grunting,
“I suppose that old nut Varney has been in to see you.
Let me explain about him.
He’s a regular tightwad, and he sticks out for every cent, and he practically lied to me about his ability to pay the rent—I found that out just after we signed up.
And then another fellow comes along with a better offer for the house, and I felt it was my duty to the firm to get rid of Varney, and I was so worried about it I skun up there and got back the lease.
Honest, Mr. Babbitt, I didn’t intend to pull anything crooked. I just wanted the firm to have all the commis—”
“Wait now, Stan.
This may all be true, but I’ve been having a lot of complaints about you.
Now I don’t s’pose you ever mean to do wrong, and I think if you just get a good lesson that’ll jog you up a little, you’ll turn out a first-class realtor yet.
But I don’t see how I can keep you on.”
Graff leaned against the filing-cabinet, his hands in his pockets, and laughed.
“So I’m fired!
Well, old Vision and Ethics, I’m tickled to death!
But I don’t want you to think you can get away with any holier-than-thou stuff.
Sure I’ve pulled some raw stuff—a little of it—but how could I help it, in this office?”
“Now, by God, young man—”
“Tut, tut!
Keep the naughty temper down, and don’t holler, because everybody in the outside office will hear you.
They’re probably listening right now.
Babbitt, old dear, you’re crooked in the first place and a damn skinflint in the second.
If you paid me a decent salary I wouldn’t have to steal pennies off a blind man to keep my wife from starving.
Us married just five months, and her the nicest girl living, and you keeping us flat broke all the time, you damned old thief, so you can put money away for your saphead of a son and your wishywashy fool of a daughter!
Wait, now!
You’ll by God take it, or I’ll bellow so the whole office will hear it!