Gee whiz, it hurts! It hurts like the mischief!
Why, that damn radiator is hot as—it’s hot as—it’s hotter ‘n the hinges of Hades!
Look!
You can see the mark!”
So, as they drove up to St. Mary’s Hospital, with the nurses already laying out the instruments for an operation to save her life, it was she who consoled him and kissed the place to make it well, and though he tried to be gruff and mature, he yielded to her and was glad to be babied.
The ambulance whirled under the hooded carriage-entrance of the hospital, and instantly he was reduced to a zero in the nightmare succession of cork-floored halls, endless doors open on old women sitting up in bed, an elevator, the anesthetizing room, a young interne contemptuous of husbands.
He was permitted to kiss his wife; he saw a thin dark nurse fit the cone over her mouth and nose; he stiffened at a sweet and treacherous odor; then he was driven out, and on a high stool in a laboratory he sat dazed, longing to see her once again, to insist that he had always loved her, had never for a second loved anybody else or looked at anybody else.
In the laboratory he was conscious only of a decayed object preserved in a bottle of yellowing alcohol.
It made him very sick, but he could not take his eyes from it.
He was more aware of it than of waiting.
His mind floated in abeyance, coming back always to that horrible bottle.
To escape it he opened the door to the right, hoping to find a sane and business-like office.
He realized that he was looking into the operating-room; in one glance he took in Dr.
Dilling, strange in white gown and bandaged head, bending over the steel table with its screws and wheels, then nurses holding basins and cotton sponges, and a swathed thing, just a lifeless chin and a mound of white in the midst of which was a square of sallow flesh with a gash a little bloody at the edges, protruding from the gash a cluster of forceps like clinging parasites.
He shut the door with haste.
It may be that his frightened repentance of the night and morning had not eaten in, but this dehumanizing interment of her who had been so pathetically human shook him utterly, and as he crouched again on the high stool in the laboratory he swore faith to his wife . . . to Zenith . . . to business efficiency . . . to the Boosters’ Club . . . to every faith of the Clan of Good Fellows.
Then a nurse was soothing,
“All over!
Perfect success!
She’ll come out fine!
She’ll be out from under the anesthetic soon, and you can see her.”
He found her on a curious tilted bed, her face an unwholesome yellow but her purple lips moving slightly.
Then only did he really believe that she was alive.
She was muttering.
He bent, and heard her sighing,
“Hard get real maple syrup for pancakes.”
He laughed inexhaustibly; he beamed on the nurse and proudly confided,
“Think of her talking about maple syrup!
By golly, I’m going to go and order a hundred gallons of it, right from Vermont!” II
She was out of the hospital in seventeen days.
He went to see her each afternoon, and in their long talks they drifted back to intimacy.
Once he hinted something of his relations to Tanis and the Bunch, and she was inflated by the view that a Wicked Woman had captivated her poor George.
If once he had doubted his neighbors and the supreme charm of the Good Fellows, he was convinced now.
You didn’t, he noted, “see Seneca Doane coming around with any flowers or dropping in to chat with the Missus,” but Mrs. Howard Littlefield brought to the hospital her priceless wine jelly (flavored with real wine); Orville Jones spent hours in picking out the kind of novels Mrs. Babbitt liked—nice love stories about New York millionaries and Wyoming cowpunchers; Louetta Swanson knitted a pink bed-jacket; Sidney Finkelstein and his merry brown-eyed flapper of a wife selected the prettiest nightgown in all the stock of Parcher and Stein.
All his friends ceased whispering about him, suspecting him.
At the Athletic Club they asked after her daily.
Club members whose names he did not know stopped him to inquire,
“How’s your good lady getting on?”
Babbitt felt that he was swinging from bleak uplands down into the rich warm air of a valley pleasant with cottages.
One noon Vergil Gunch suggested,
“You planning to be at the hospital about six?
The wife and I thought we’d drop in.”
They did drop in.
Gunch was so humorous that Mrs. Babbitt said he must “stop making her laugh because honestly it was hurting her incision.”
As they passed down the hall Gunch demanded amiably,
“George, old scout, you were soreheaded about something, here a while back.
I don’t know why, and it’s none of my business.
But you seem to be feeling all hunky-dory again, and why don’t you come join us in the Good Citizens’ League, old man?
We have some corking times together, and we need your advice.”
Then did Babbitt, almost tearful with joy at being coaxed instead of bullied, at being permitted to stop fighting, at being able to desert without injuring his opinion of himself, cease utterly to be a domestic revolutionist.