Nikolai Gogol Fullscreen Auditor (1851)

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KHLESTAKOV.

What is it?

GOVERNOR.

No, no, I'm unworthy. I'm unworthy.

KHLESTAKOV.

But what is it?

GOVERNOR.

If I might be bold enough—I have a fine room for you at home, light and cosy.

But no, I feel it is too great an honor.

Don't be offended. Upon my word, I made the offer out of the simplicity of my heart.

KHLESTAKOV.

On the contrary, I accept your invitation with pleasure.

I should feel much more comfortable in a private house than in this disreputable tavern.

GOVERNOR.

I'm only too delighted.

How glad my wife will be.

It's my character, you know. I've always been hospitable from my very childhood, especially when my guest is a distinguished person.

Don't think I say this out of flattery. No, I haven't that vice. I only speak from the fullness of my heart.

KHLESTAKOV.

I'm greatly obliged to you.

I myself hate double-faced people.

I like your candor and kind-heartedness exceedingly. And I am free to say, I ask for nothing else than devotion and esteem—esteem and devotion.

SCENE IX

The above and the Servant, accompanied by Osip.

Bobchinsky peeps in at the door.

SERVANT.

Did your Honor wish anything?

KHLESTAKOV.

Yes, let me have the bill.

SERVANT.

I gave you the second one a little while ago.

KHLESTAKOV.

Oh, I can't remember your stupid accounts.

Tell me what the whole comes to.

SERVANT.

You were pleased to order dinner the first day. The second day you only took salmon. And then you took everything on credit.

KHLESTAKOV.

Fool! [Starts to count it all up now.] How much is it altogether?

GOVERNOR.

Please don't trouble yourself. He can wait. [To the Servant.] Get out of here. The money will be sent to you.

KHLESTAKOV.

Yes, that's so, of course. [He puts the money in his pocket.]

The Servant goes out.

Bobchinsky peeps in at the door.

SCENE X

The Governor, Khlestakov and Dobchinsky.

GOVERNOR.

Would you care to inspect a few institutions in our town now—the philanthropic institutions, for instance, and others?

KHLESTAKOV.

But what is there to see?