They’ve got my number and they’ve got me under surveillance, and they’ve got me right where they want me.
That’s what they told me at my interrogation.’
‘No, I don’t think it’s you he meant,’ Yossarian decided.
‘I think it must be someone like Nately or Dunbar. You know, someone who was killed in the war, like Clevinger, Orr, Dobbs, Kid Sampson or McWatt.’
Yossarian emitted a startled gasp and shook his head.
‘I just realized it,’ he exclaimed.
‘They’ve got all my pals, haven’t they?
The only ones left are me and Hungry Joe.’
He tingled with dread as he saw the chaplain’s face go pale. ‘Chaplain, what is it?’
‘Hungry Joe was killed.’
‘God, no!
On a mission?’
‘He died in his sleep while having a dream.
They found a cat on his face.’
‘Poor bastard,’ Yossarian said, and began to cry, hiding his tears in the crook of his shoulder.
The chaplain left without saying goodbye.
Yossarian ate something and went to sleep.
A hand shook him awake in the middle of the night.
He opened his eyes and saw a thin, mean man in a patient’s bathrobe and pajamas who looked at him with a nasty smirk and jeered.
‘We’ve got your pal, buddy.
We’ve got your pal.’
Yossarian was unnerved.
‘What the hell are you talking about?’ he pleaded in incipient panic.
‘You’ll find out, buddy. You’ll find out.’
Yossarian lunged for his tormentor’s throat with one hand, but the man glided out of reach effortlessly and vanished into the corridor with a malicious laugh.
Yossarian lay there trembling with a pounding pulse.
He was bathed in icy sweat.
He wondered who his pal was.
It was dark in the hospital and perfectly quiet.
He had no watch to tell him the time.
He was wide-awake, and he knew he was a prisoner in one of those sleepless, bedridden nights that would take an eternity to dissolve into dawn.
A throbbing chill oozed up his legs.
He was cold, and he thought of Snowden, who had never been his pal but was a vaguely familiar kid who was badly wounded and freezing to death in the puddle of harsh yellow sunlight splashing into his face through the side gunport when Yossarian crawled into the rear section of the plane over the bomb bay after Dobbs had beseeched him on the intercom to help the gunner, please help the gunner. Yossarian’s stomach turned over when his eyes first beheld the macabre scene; he was absolutely revolted, and he paused in fright a few moments before descending, crouched on his hands and knees in the narrow tunnel over the bomb bay beside the sealed corrugated carton containing the first-aid kit. Snowden was lying on his back on the floor with his legs stretched out, still burdened cumbersomely by his flak suit, his flak helmet, his parachute harness and his Mae West. Not far away on the floor lay the small tail-gunner in a dead faint.
The wound Yossarian saw was in the outside of Snowden’s thigh, as large and deep as a football, it seemed. It was impossible to tell where the shreds of his saturated coveralls ended and the ragged flesh began.
There was no morphine in the first-aid kit, no protection for Snowden against pain but the numbing shock of the gaping wound itself.
The twelve syrettes of morphine had been stolen from their case and replaced by a cleanly lettered note that said: ‘What’s good for M & M Enterprises is good for the country.
Milo Minderbinder.’
Yossarian swore at Milo and held two aspirins out to ashen lips unable to receive them. But first he hastily drew a tourniquet around Snowden’s thigh because he could not think what else to do in those first tumultuous moments when his senses were in turmoil, when he knew he must act competently at once and feared he might go to pieces completely. Snowden watched him steadily, saying nothing. No artery was spurting, but Yossarian pretended to absorb himself entirely into the fashioning of a tourniquet, because applying a tourniquet was something he did know how to do. He worked with simulated skill and composure, feeling Snowden’s lack-luster gaze resting upon him.
He recovered possession of himself before the tourniquet was finished and loosened it immediately to lessen the danger of gangrene. His mind was clear now, and he knew how to proceed. He rummaged through the first-aid kit for scissors.
‘I’m cold,’ Snowden said softly. ‘I’m cold.’
‘You’re going to be all right, kid,’ Yossarian reassured him with a grin.
‘You’re going to be all right.’
‘I’m cold,’ Snowden said again in a frail, childlike voice.
‘I’m cold.’
‘There, there,’ Yossarian said, because he did not know what else to say. ‘There, there.’ ‘I’m cold,’ Snowden whimpered. ‘I’m cold.’ ‘There, there. There, there.’ Yossarian was frightened and moved more swiftly.
He found a pair of scissors at last and began cutting carefully through Snowden’s coveralls high up above the wound, just below the groin. He cut through the heavy gabardine cloth all the way around the thigh in a straight line. The tiny tailgunner woke up while Yossarian was cutting with the scissors, saw him, and fainted again.
Snowden rolled his head to the other side of his neck in order to stare at Yossarian more directly.
A dim, sunken light glowed in his weak and listless eyes.
Yossarian, puzzled, tried not to look at him.
He began cutting downward through the coveralls along the inside seam. The yawning wound—was that a tube of slimy bone he saw running deep inside the gory scarlet flow behind the twitching, startling fibers of weird muscle?—was dripping blood in several trickles, like snow melting on eaves, but viscous and red, already thickening as it dropped.