S-6 isn't doing so good.
This is unofficial.
He wants more artillery but there isn't any more artillery.
''You wanted combat for what?
I don't know really why.
Or really know why.
Who wants true combat?
But here it is, Daughter, on the telephone and later I will put in the sounds and smells and anecdotes about who was killed when and where if you want them.''
''I only want what you will tell me.''
''I'll tell you how it was,'' the Colonel said, ''and General Walter Bedell Smith doesn't know how it was yet.
Though, probably, I am wrong, as I have been so many times.''
''I'm glad we don't have to know him or the nylon-smooth man,'' the girl said.
''We won't have to know them this side of hell,'' the Colonel assured her. ''And I will have a detail guarding the gates of hell so that no such characters enter.''
''You sound like Dante,'' she said sleepily.
''I am Mister Dante,'' he said. ''For the moment.''
And for a while he was and he drew all the circles.
They were as unjust as Dante's but he drew them.
CHAPTER 33
''I WILL skip the detailed part since you are, justifiably, and should be, sleepy,'' the Colonel said.
He watched, again, the strange play of the light on the ceiling.
Then he looked at the girl, who was more beautiful than any girl that he had ever seen, ever.
He had seen them come and go, and they go faster, when they go, than any other thing that flies.
They can go faster from fair beauty to the knocker's shop than any other animal, he thought.
But I believe that this one could hold the pace and stay the course.
The dark ones last the best, he thought, and look at the bony structure in that face. This one has a fine blood line too, and she can go forever.
Most of our own lovely beauties come from soda counters, and they do not know their grandfather's last name, unless, maybe, it was Schultz.
Or Schlitz, he thought.
This is the wrong attitude to take, he said to himself; since he did not wish to express any of these sentiments to the girl, who would not like them anyway, and was soundly sleepy now the way a cat is when it sleeps within itself.
''Sleep well, my dearest lovely, and I will just tell it for nothing.''
The girl was asleep, still holding his bad hand, that he despised, and he could feel her breathe, as the young breathe when they are easily asleep.
The Colonel told her all about it; but he did not utter it.
So after I had the privilege of hearing General Walter Bedell Smith explain the facility of the attack, we made it.
There was the Big Red One, who believed their own publicity.
There was the Ninth, which was a better Division than we were.
There was us, who had always done it when they asked for you to do it.
We had no time to read comic books, and we had no time for practically nothing, because we always moved before first light.
This is difficult and you have to throw away the Big Picture and be a division.
We wore a four-leaf clover, which meant nothing except among ourselves, who all loved it.
And every time I ever see it the same thing happens in my inner guts.
Some people thought that it was ivy.
But it was not. It was a four-leaf clover disguised as ivy.
The orders were that we would attack with the Big Red One, the First Infantry Division of the Army of the United States, and they, and their Calypso singing PRO never let you forget it.
He was a nice guy. And it was his job.
But you get fed up with horse-shit unless you like the aroma or the taste.
I never liked it.
Although I loved to walk through cow-shit when I was a kid and feel it between my toes.
But horse-shit bores you. It bores me very rapidly, and I can detect it at over one thousand yards.
So we attacked, the three of us in line, exactly where the Germans wished us to attack.
We will not mention General Walter Bedell Smith any further.
He is not the villain.